i’d never accept violet as anything but my life partner, though i do have a sinking feeling i’ll be watching over her just as much as if i adopted her. and rory– is, i suppose, older and wiser. and beautiful. if anyone else could be — my mother, i would be honored for it to be her.
and well, adopt wren because all children need is guidance, after all. i remember it was so… sad to hear about his parents. it must be– i mean, without my parents i don’t know what i’d do.
first of all, kill maddison ( @violentlongiings ). sorry, baby, but that’s just how it is in these games, you know that.definitely marry eliza ( @hardheartd ). if she’s managed to put up with me for this long, then surely she’ll suit me well. i’d be a good wife, of course — she’d be allowed to sleep with whomever she chose. and then that leaves me to fuck odilia ( @keepsschasing ), i suppose. not a bad choice, though this is all hypothetical, of course. so long as she didn’t kill me first, i think we’d have our fun.
“Kill Cress ( @faithlvss ). Even if we weren’t on the outs, that motherfucker would somehow find a way to start like a Walking Dead-esque community and heads would roll.. it would not be good,” she thought for a moment. “Okay, so if he didn’t actively hate me then I wouldn’t take this action because he would make an excellent Negan or Rick or whatever the fuck, but he would absolutely find a way to kill me and, contrary to popular belief, I do have some self preservation.” She didn’t want to think about the fact that she had to rationalize killing someone she was supposed to hate in a made up game so she moved forward. “Betray Nat ( @wishbonehearts ); let me explain why though. She would have like… eight levels of Wotacour family to help her out with that. She wouldn’t need me. I would betray her if I thought for a second she would be worse off without me.” That sentiment mirrored her current thought process with Nat, a thought that she tried to push aside. “Also, I don’t feel like there would ever be an actual situation where I would significantly betray her, but for the purpose of the game, I’ll say betray Nat. Which leaves Audrey ( @audreyselwyn ) on my zombie apocalypse team, which is exactly what I planned. She’s what I call a total fucking badass and I adore her. Truth be told, I’ve been on her bad side before - big old yikes - so I know that cold shoulder is pretty lethal. I can only imagine what she’d be like with a weapon. A muggle weapon, that is.”
fmk: papa smurf, smurfette, the dude painted all blue in arrested development but like, he’s Always painted blue (i can’t remember any more blue people - lucy)
– honestly, Luce, what is it with you and having sex with fictional creatures? Couldn’t you at least given me Mystique or Nightcrawler as an option? Or even one of those blue creatures from Avatar? You know, Smurfs are like three inches tall – how would that even bloody work? How the fuck would I be able to have sex with one? You don’t actually think I’m that short, do you?
– if I have to choose, I’d definitely marry Smurfette because she’s adorable and has really cute hair. And I guess I’d…fuck the dude painted all blue in Arrested Development even though he seems absolutely disgusting, and I really, really don’t want to. Then I’d kill Papa Smurf because he’s way too old for me, and he looks so much like Santa Claus that it’s a turn off.
fmk: batman but like, rpattz version; troy bolton, hsm2 edition; aaaaaand... the dude who turns into a glowstick in sky high! (these are very much From Lucy)
“robert as batman has a lot to prove. which could be exciting. in bed. or out of it. and while it would certainly be nice to… be around someone who emits a glow just… light enough that i’ll never be in the dark, i see myself entering into a stable relationship with someone who, like me, is a high achiever with a variety of interests! so marry troy, fuck robert and, unfortunately, kill the spare glowstick boy.”
fmk: sharpay in high school musical, elizabeth swann aaaaaand, uh, buttercup from the princess bride! (— lucy)
fuck, marry, kill
“Hm, you’ve really gotten me in a pickle there, Luce. I’d have to say fuck Sharpay - she seems like a total pillow princess, which is just my type, as you well know. Marry Elizabeth Swan, because, contrary to what I just said, she can top me whenever and wherever she’d like. She also seems like she would be a good provider, you know? Not that I could be a trophy wife - I’ve been informed that I’m both too fat and too opinionated for that - but I could spend my days with my plants and my cats and she could go kick some ass and it would just be a grand old time. I guess that means I would kill Buttercup.. which is unfortunate but a necessary evil when you’re playing the fast and loose game of FMK.”
LEONORA FLINT: Which emotion do you have the most difficulty expressing?
“Probably anger. I try to be pretty sensible about everything and make it a priority to not let things get to me too bad, so I rarely express my anger and if I’m feeling it then I just try to bury it down. I don’t like showing signs of vulnerability or losing my composure in front of others. I just feel like… There’s an expectation of how I should handle things, especially in front of Amelie, so I try to be very discreet about it. And I just… can’t raise my voice against anyone, so generally when I’m mad I just hold it in and let it out on my diary.”
DENNIS CREEVEY: If you could change one of the key moments in your life that shaped who you are as a person, would you?
“I don’t think I would. I mean, if I did that… Wouldn’t I be a totally different person? I know this is the boring answer, but I’m proud of my progression and the person I’ve become so I don’t really feel the need to change anything that’s happened to get me to where I am. And I think it’s kind of silly to dwell on these kinds of things because you can’t change the past.”
LILY POTTER: Which of the main four elements do you think represents you best, and why?
“I know absolutely nothing about the main four elements. So naturally I looked it up, and upon opening the first result I saw the words ‘lover of babies’ next to the earth element. And that sounds about right so we’re going to go with that.”
🖋weas7ths (english is fake anyway, i make my own words)
s/o to the crEw: albus, molly, lucy, louisdouble shoutout to adopted crew: albus + lucyalso double shoutout to louis for being a gryff, unlike the rest of those cowards... and s/o to molly just in case she’s reading this and decides she wants to hex rose or something
i don’t think rose has ever been more disappointed than when she got sorted into gryffindor as a Granger-weasley and waited for everyone to join her and then... only louis came. sure, louis is great and she loves him lots, but also- she was really looking forward to having all four of them be in the same house.
like lucy can’t help it, okay? lucy is... lucy. she’s a hufflepuff, clearly. but molly and albus?rose knows its irrational, but them all being sorted into different houses has always felt like a betrayal.
that being said-- even though their placement on rose’s official list of favorite cousins, ranked varies, i think rose does value them all more than she’s willing to let on. partly because they’re all the same age, partly bc 1/2 of them are also adopted and that’s really helped her not feel so alone/different, they’ve really helped to establish her as a person and they’re the cousins she’s always going to have a special bond with
im sure molly n lucy have pulled a prank on rose before and they might have even roped al n louis into it... she needs to loosen tf up................. dye her hair red... or blue... or green.... make her skin purple.... turn her into a canary.........
i get the feeling that... when they’re hanging out, if someone breaks like a vase ...
if molly did it,
molly vc: snitches get StitCHEs ;;;;
louis, al and rose, the biggest snitches this side of peter pettigrew: :|||||||||||
parents: who did this????
molly, digging her nails into their shoulders: no... one... right? al? rose? louis? lucy?
parents: * doubt rising *
molly: FINE it was rose
rose: !!!!!! :(
lucy: i dont remember it being rose... but if molly says so!!!!
if rose did it,
rose, crying: p- p- please don’t tell i d-didn’t MeAn To
molly, later: rose did it.
rose, already crying: n-n-no i didn’t
parents: um... louis, you were there... can u tell me what happened
louis: yessir!!! rose did it! i saw!!!!
al: yeah she did! i was there too.
rose: :((((((
if lucy did it,
rose vc: lucy!!!!! how could u!
molly vc: rose!! u made her do it!
louis vc: yikes i am staying out of this
lucy: it’s not even that bad!!! if we just put some flowers on it and some hot glue!!! no one will even notice anything!!! in fact, it would be kind of hot....
rose: NO. it’s either molly or my’s fault now. lucy step back.
if louis did it,
al + rose: get vic or dom get vic or dom pls tell them to help us out please ... fix the vase before anyone else sees
lucy: i have hot glue!!!
molly: let’s use hot glue.
louis: .... again, it’s just a vase.
if albus did it
albus to the parents: yeah i did it. it was an accident.
everyone, in unison: *breathes out a sigh of relief*
honestly a true blue crew... love these kids... so does rose. for some reason, im thinking abt weddings and let me tell u this: rose is gonna cry at each of their weddings and petition to be the wedding planner n godmother of their children. she’ll be so happy to see them happy.
if rose ever gets married (HAH!), these kids + hugo + lily + vi are going to get asked to be the groomsmen n bridesmaids, no doubt. they have their spats but rose loves them more than almost anything in the world.
in the future, if rose ever becomes valid, i do see all four of them going to the top of her favorite cousin’s list (srry... james and vic, who for some reason is her favorite cousin mostly due to idol worship)
