#valleyyaps

[st7n1olo]

why is he so edible

the yummiest

i’d eat tf outa that

hed taste like peach milk tea lowk

[st7n1olo]

no hate but pictures like these remind me that the sturniolos are in fact men at the end of the day.

so actually why do your legs need to take up the span of 3 people while there are beautiful women next to you trying to fit on the couch??

no hate i swear these pictures are really cute lol

hes right where he wants to be

[st7n1olo]

ngl i get small dick energy from matt

and tbh i’m into it

it’s kewt

like what i’ll never get over these pictures but this cutie has a cutie little dick

like hi youre 3 apples freaking tall awhhh

[st7n1olo]

fuck hes so hot here

probably because he looks so much like matt in these and im a matt girl but still

THIS is what a prime looks like thank god for summer

[st7n1olo]

obviously i get the appeal of the frat boy chris thing but i don’t get the “prime chris” thing.

how is his prime a teenage boy. that dresses like a teenage boy. hello what do you get what i mean

like how are we choosing the most teenage BOYlooking teenager over a fine ass fucking MAN

genuinely how how how

wake up people pleaseeeee

open ya fuckin eyes grrr im sorry i havnt ranted in a while i needed to unleash the beast ok bye

ps. idk if anyone notices because why tf would you but does anyone appreciate how i make my tags strictly on topic because i appreciate it. why am i looking up matt sturniolo and finding only posts about chris cmonnn

thats it

[st7n1olo]

i can’t tell if i like him pale or tan more lol

i love when he gives vampire

but idk i feel like men give men when they’re tan like ouu you working outside n shit

ouuu shiii

[st7n1olo]

why did we forget about this lmao

safe to say im horrible at bowling wink wink

[st7n1olo]

lowk chris needs ts

do it for the vlog chris