#vampire himbos

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The vampire himbos come as a set, but I’ll do a separate description for each since I’ve got two asks thus far! ✌🏻

Oliver  (Ollie) Van Statten

Ollie is one half of the Ollie & Booker vampire himbo pair. He was turned in the 80s and keeps a very glam rock Billy Idol style by way of Prince and Adam Ant. He plays leather-clad punk bad boy, Garrote, who is the enemy-turned-vampire-love-interest in Lula Slays the World, which shows up in the California town of Santa Perdita every summer to film a new season.

He was originally part of the mall coven, which consists of mall rat burn outs, valley girls, and queen bees who exclusively live and hunt around malls. Although they’re still close, Ollie broke free from the coven after turning Booker and his highest priority is now looking out for his best bro. He is able to turn into a bat (quite successfully) and a wolf (very unsuccessfully) when he’s not in human form.

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Casey Booker

Booker is the other half of the Ollie & Booker vampire himbo pair. He is a cult defector who escaped literally by the skin of his teeth by plummeting to what he intended to be his death before Ollie turned him. He is the babiest of baby vamps and entered the real world without a single clue how to be either a human person or a vampire. He's still figuring out such well known phenomena as the fact that the ocean does not turn off at night and that the sun will give him blisters. He doesn't quite have the hang of human language either, and big words and figures of speech baffle him. Don't mind him, he was turned like five years ago, he's still getting the hang of things...

When he's not figuring out how to exist in normal society, Booker plays the snarky rich asshole love interest (with a heart of gold) in Jupiter June, a detective series about a plucky teen girl sleuth. Jupiter June and Lula Slays the World's filming schedules regularly overlap, so Booker often joins Ollie's entourage through both. Together, they hit up Santa Perdita's party scene and could ask for nothing less, and they definitely don't kill people, thank you very much, guys...

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My brain came up with the idea of mall rat vampires for The NovelTM, who are just teen vamps who live in the tunnels under the food court, who prey on folks ordering fast food by turning into literal rats and bite their ankles and... I can’t stop thinking about it. It’s The Lost Boys, only they have skateboards and loiter around the mall after hours this time.

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I’m a week away from my deadline for finishing Heaven’s Tiny Daggers... Himbo Vampire Era is almost upon us!!!

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Gimme your favourite himbo movies of all time. I’m doing a marathon for novel research over the holidays!

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When your protagonist thinks she’s in a gritty noir murder mystery, but she’s actually in a fun vampire himbo beach buddy comedy and she’s about to become their weird antisocial goth daughter whether she likes it or not.

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Spotify @ the dozens of songs I just added to my WIP playlist exclusively for the vampire himbo party boys: GET A ROOM!