#vampireverse!nightmare

[mikimakiboo]

- Fallacy, Cruzar and Macabre sitting in a tree as bats -

Cruzar: hey, see that camp ? I bet I can suck the blood of more people than you and faster than you

Fallacy: go on

Cruzar: *flies away and comes back twenty minutes later, blood all over his mouth* I sucked the blood of fifteen persons !

Fallacy: ha ! I can do better ! *flies away and comes back fifteen minutes later, entire face covered in blood* See that village ? Because I sucked the blood of twenty persons there !

Macabre: that's nothing, I'll show you real speed ! *flies off and comes back five minutes later, entire body covered in blood*

Fallacy: damn, how many persons did you get ?

Macabre: well you see that tree ?

Fallacy/Cruzar: yeah... ?

Macabre: I didn't