One of two random spoof Magic: The Gathering cards that I drew in the past week. I wanted to use the name "Vape Ape" for something and figured hey, why not a Kird Ape spoof?
And a second one, in honor of "Seal" now existing as a creature type.
There's already a card named "Seal of Doom," which has pretty much the same effect except it's just a regular non-creature enchantment that you sacrifice to kill a thing (and almost the same flavor text.)
The symbol on the seal's back is, of course, the same symbol as the one on the other Seal of Doom. Because I guess someone tattooed that particular dark magic seal on an actual seal rather than putting it on a little breakable tablet thingie.







