I BLEED CANDEH (closed Rp with @quintessentialharley)
The mad Horseman had once again found himself in a realm he knew nothing abou~
"Nothin' bout, what are ye mun, daffeh? This ehs Earth buh edgy-ah!"
~fine, the mad horseman had found himself in an edgier version of Earth, in the sprawling metropolis known as Gotham.
"Seriousleh, this ehs sounden mer boren danna dead walnu' doin tha tanga witta plate-ah splattahd fishmonkeys eatin goatbaloons offa ducks quacklesausage...jus skip ta tha par' when aye meet tha otha pearsun's muse alre'eh afer I pu'a Livin Blank in ya pantaloons."
"I'm getting to that you..."
The darkness of the night covered the city in a cloak of shadows, the perfect time for any criminals to ply their trade without interference. His multicolored eyes scanned the area, his craving for lunacy building until he could no longer contain it.
With a loud Scottish-drawled yodel his voice pierced the stillness "aaaaaaaan' aye...once knew a lassy from an ol' Irish pub, whose hands'd give anyman's sheleleigh a rub, ere eyes whear sah pre'eh as enny drunkahd could seeeeeeeh, buh'ery barfly did cheer whenner funbags wah free!" He sang swinging his hands side to side in a hyperactive dance, slapping anything in reach with a sound like a pancake falling on to pavement from a ten story fall.
