bucky and his metal arm (???) glowed in the pale moonlight like one of them cave fishes. hail hydra, he whispered, while richard armitage in his pedo-glasses smashed into a nearby wedding shop, breaking the sexual tension. then, the falcon swooped down from the sky as the really big thing crashed into the building. natasha romanoff did something fucking badass as shit, (like usual), while captain america admitted he didnt know who john lennon was and punched a nazi in the face











