I'm not even sure how i'm going to type this i'm actually so mad
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1. As far as I can see Chelsea, you're not claiming to be a champion for every girl out there who has ever had body issues but if I had to pick someone to champion me I wouldn't have to look very far
2. I for one can't actually get enough of your selfies. I don't care if I'm obsessed - they make for great drawing references (and it means I get to keep looking at you when you're not here in front of me and let's be honest, probably taking another selfie but we're all fine with it)
3. The next time someone tells you to get a job, tell them to take you to Arriba and ask your opinion of the burritos there and see if they can look you in the eye and tell you you're not an expert
4. I'm actually feeling personally victimised by all the hate you're getting because I feel so strongly
5. If these hate messages are from Mildura people then we can't even excuse them for their "quaint country ways" because we've already established the Mildura isn't the country (DESPITE THE TARGET COUNTRY) because there's two vegan places and a cotton on or something and besides even if it was the country I know heaps of cool people from there so again yeah no excuse.
Tbh, the anger has dissipated totally now because I just got so happy thinking about you and our cute (yes we are cute I checked with Tom) little piece of shit hangs so yeah you just keep on keeping on and in the meantime I will make a photo album full of drawings of your selfies and we can mail it to your number 1 hater so they can hate you in analogue as well as digital format.
(For further evidence of loveliness see previous veganmoonprincess appreciation posts here).
