May 22, 2015
Today in class we were supposed to tell the class one special thing about our self. We got three minutes to think of something, and in those three minutes I realized that there is nothing interesting with me. I got picked to be the first one to answer, and I shit you not, I answered “I once stuffed a whole pizza in my mouth”. My teachers immediately had this “I swear to god this kid is crazy”-look. Oh by the way, I would not recommend to stuff a whole pizza in your mouth. I almost puked when I tried.