two very different photos, two very different moods, and one interrupting doggo. i’m callie, and this is basically my life. i am a dog mom, a cat mom, and a hedgehog mom. I do hair and makeup for a living although my real job is constantly reminding craig that i’m pretty sure i have more tattoos than him.
Sup? I’m Austin aka Post Malone aka Posty. In case you didn’t know, I’m a Musician. I’m a spokesman for Bud Light, a Rock n Roll enthusiast, and every teenage girl’s “daddy”. I have my own wine, Maison No. 9 (shameless plug), I am addicted to playing Animal Crossing, and Uh...I’m a lover not a fighter!
I want to sleep so I'm posting this before I knock out for a few hours. because I'll forget if I don't. don't let me flop I'm not ashamed to reblog myself.
hey I'm ashlen. I'm apilly's mom and I'll post her later because she's the real star of this household. I'm always bored and always tired but I can and will talk for hours and days about absolutely nothing so come put that to the test.
hi im ✨ tigerlily ✨ and that's my dog spicy. she looks like the embodiment of no thoughts, head empty, but i promise you she actually has a phd. you'd think that as a model i would want to use a nicer picture of myself but why lie to you folks? this is how i look every day at home so if you ever came over this is how you'd see me and i dont wanna shock anyone 😳
message me on gh @ cuteheaux if you wanna hear about all of the very smart things spicy has done
Wussup? I’m Tyler! I’m 24 years young. I’m a part-time model, full-time barista at Starbucks. In my spare time, I play a lot of Animal Crossing, watch a lot of Tik Toks and conspiracy videos on YouTube, and take care of my newly born son, Dax Gray.
it’s me !! back again !! chloe, twenty, she/her, cst. here’s my brainwashed himbo here to just bake some cupcakes and listen to 80s pop music. anyways ! let’s get this bread !
UNREDACTED CASE FILE NO. 8675309-TTJ. records show that JULIUS JAMES HALE was last seen in bucharest on june 14th, 2019 after an encounter with the apostles. given reports state they are daft & friendly but otherwise pose no threat. at thirty-eight, they have been under the firebird’s protection for the seven years. associations include: frosting in strands of hair, warm handshakes, night terrors that render you immobile. end of file. - john krasinski, cis male, he/him
julius james hale is ofc not his birth given name. that is yet to be disclosed.
essentially a test tube baby, he was the perfect soilder. the perfect spoy. god he was like adonis, gracing through the fields as he worked. i don’t think he had much of an upbringing, considering he was birthed into the job, and was blessed into the firebirds when he was fit enough to be a proper agent.
he just had that natural talent that you live and breath for. he was strong, handsome, swift, charming, and damn near convincing to any role he played.
of course, being one of the world’s greatest agents came with a target on his back. which was fine, he knew the risk and was willing to take it. he loved what he did.
it was a miracle he loved so much considering the circumstances.
he fell in love. another agent. she was just as talented, maybe even more. god, she kept him on his toes, challenged him. made him a better man.
they had two children together. which seemed impossible, considering their status. but she did in house work during pregnancy and he’d take months long hiatuses to take care of the children so she could go back to missions, which brought her joy.
then even more people hated them for being able to parent so perfectly while also being the world’s best spies.
but then, seven years ago, when he was enjoying a moment with his family, the massacre happened.
they were all a threat, apparently, and happiness couldn’t be had between such a perfect and beautiful family. he watched as his wife, then his two children, were slaughtered in front of him. he could only hold them so long before they were getting to him, and he was nearly gone too before reinforcements managed to wipe them all out.
he was out for months. coming back in moments in a state of complete shock. trying to rehabilitate him was next to impossible. they knew he’d never be able to leave the hospital chambers without being a complete danger to everyone around him.
so they went for a tactic that was rarely used. and julius james hale was born. a man born in the bronx. only child. dad left when he was young and mom passed away from an illness when he was in his twenties. he own a bakery, has a passion for making children’s birthday cakes and other fun and sweet things. he loves 80s pop music and generally... is a good person.
he has no recollection of the life he lived. he knows no one he used to work with. everything has been wiped away.
but julius is happy. he’s a bit dumb. even if memories came back, they made sure his intelligence was far from what it used to be. they took some of the power he used to have away and gave him a chance at happiness instead of rotting in misery with the truth.
UNREDACTED CASE FILE NO. 663762-XDL. records show that agent bellitudo, given name SANNE SAEDI SONG, was last seen in reykjavik on october 1st, 2019. psych eval describes them as hubristic and incensed but otherwise fit for service at the maenads agency. at twenty, they have been recruited as a junior agent for the nine months. associations include: the most sinister intentions hidden behind the prettiest works of art, plucking an ant from its safe, isolated community to give it a life it didn’t ask for & crimson covered palms from digging sharp nails into the flesh. - kim doyeon, cis female, she / her .
okay , hi everyone , i'm lit rally so excited for this i have no other words to say . i'm cc from the cst tz & i've been dying to play sanne for months now , but i've never found the correct place to bring her ? anyway , this is really long & winded & dramatic & stuff so pls ,, if u wanna skip to the tl;dr pls do . like this & i'll slide into ur messages , but love u all !
𝓲. 𝚊𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚍𝚐𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝 .
full name : sanne saedi song / 성 새디
age : twenty
gender / pronouns : cis gendered female / she / hers
sexuality : pansexual / panromantic
hometown : unknown
codename : bellitudo , beauty in latin
position : junior agent
faceclaim : kim doyeon
fun facts : knows five languages ( english , korean , swedish , arabic & chinese ) & is in the process of learning more , spent a few weeks on the fbi’s most wanted list after performing solo heists & building b*mbs for a few people , didn’t have a name until she was six shhh , has really thick glasses & is as blind as a bat , has a genius-level iq but doesn’t utilize it often .
aesthetic : the most sinister intentions hidden behind the prettiest works of art, plucking an ant from its safe, isolated community to give it a life it didn’t ask for , learning things on a whim that’ll help later in life , creating a wicked name for yourself among the lowest reputables , escaping with a singed cape & crimson covered palms from digging sharp nails into the flesh.
𝓲𝓲. 𝚑𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚢 .
BEFORE , blood & general criminal activity tw !
a beautiful baby ripped from her mother’s womb , unwilling to turn the right way to be born & forcing her way out with blood already on her hands . her parents , two unwanteds with a rap sheet longer than the great wall of china that have her on accident – the young mother unaware of her pregnancy until her husband’s cutting into her stomach & pulling a child from her . she doesn’t survive & the first time she sees her mother , she’s left in a puddle of blood in a hotel bathroom .
she doesn’t remember , obviously , but her dad does . he reminds her of it every chance he gets , that she’s a murderer . five years old & one body underneath her belt . he taunts her , chides her into thinking there’ll be more unless she obeys him . she stays under his thumb , afraid to leave or speak out in the fear that she’ll become what he says she is .
when she grows , she starts to capture the attention of people around her . she’s beautiful , stunning , a visage comparable to aphrodite – an old woman told her once . her dad doesn’t like it , reminding him of a woman who bore him a child & left without naming her . he teaches her how to weaponize her beauty , how to use it against the ones that praise her so much for it & how to get the most out of venus’s gifts .
she’s six when she finally gets a name . sadie , the first guess from an elderly woman who found her wandering along the side of the road . she’s never had a name , her dad refusing to call her anything except ‘you!’ or ‘hey!’ . she takes the name sadie & proudly wears it , taking it back to her dad who laughs & bitterly tells her that she’s not american & to remember it . they’ve only arrived in the country weeks ago , she doesn’t belong here .
after she becomes a woman , before she can call herself an adult , she runs away from a dad that never wanted her in the first place . she leaves the country after she gets on the radar , spotting a wanted poster with her face on it when she winds up in a cell for driving without a license . it lists her crimes & her skills , wanted for the theft of millions of dollars , for building bombs to aid criminals , for creating fake passports for kingpins , the list is endless , as are her skills . they underestimate her abilities the way everyone in life underestimates her & she flees the country undetected . in sweden , she chooses a different name to go by , a different life to lead .
sanne chooses a quiet life in the country side , a small village offering a home to a beautiful young woman who just needs a little guidance . she turns eighteen there , keeping to herself & learning everything she can with her free time . the people there love her & she loves them . she can finally see a life for herself when there’s a knock on her door one day , asking her if she wants an opportunity of a life time .
AFTER !
initially , she says no . she says no for an entire year before she says yes , because since she was found by them , she was found by the ones who want her to answer for her crimes . she doesn’t have much of a choice , she can go with the maenads , or she can go with interpol .
that’s ten months ago & since then , she’s been studying with the agency . she’s fit & she’s skilled , though she knows a lot of people see her as nothing more than a pretty face . her dad taught her one thing & that’s to use it to her advantage , so she plays the role people want her to play .
in the agency , she’s not proven herself to be much more than a beautiful girl . she’s not a hardcore field agent trainee , or a smart biomed agent , to the agents in the legacy filled agency , she’s somewhat of a mistake . she flips her hair & purses her lips & studies in private , keeping her head down & succeeding without letting anyone know .
sanne knows she can go in whichever branch she wants , but she only finds passion in research – because as good as she is as kicking in someone’s face or finding a cure for cancer , she enjoys learning . she works toward her goal in secret , keeping up the one-woman show & she pretends she’s really nothing more than agent beauty .
TL ; DR .
born somewhere overseas , sanne is born to criminals . her mom didn’t know she was pregnant & her dad had to unfortunately perform a shoddy c-section which killed her . she was then raised by a bitter dad that dragged her with him through his crimes & stuff , idk .
she never had a name until she arrived in america , where she got lost & an old woman picked her up & asked what her name was . sanne was like ‘ guess ! ’ & the woman said ‘ sadie. ’ & sanne was like ‘ yep ! ’ & she was so happy . when she told her dad , her dad said she wasn’t american so sanne has always gone by saedi instead ( 새디 ) .
at about sixteen , she finally steels up & runs away from her dad . they’re somewhere in america & she manages to live on her own while she racks up a criminal career until finally , she finds out she’s somehow on the fbi’s most wanted list , so she manages to flee the country & settles down in an isolated town in sweden , where she’s chosen to go by sanne now .
in sweden , she stays in this little town by herself , falling in love with the town & the people . she spends her spare time learning everything she can , from languages to cooking to singing technique & she genuinely enjoys her life until the maenads agency shows up at her door to recruit her . she says no for an entire year until she gets word that interpol has now found her , so she finally says yes to the maenads agency .
at the maenads agency , she’s met with a lot of the same stuff she’s met her whole life – that she’s just a pretty face & there’s not much more there , except she’s got a lot going . BUT she decides to just go with it , accepting the codename bellitudo & playing dumb & flirty while she studies & succeeds quietly on her own .
𝓲𝓲𝓲. 𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 .
despite her quiet life in a quiet town , sanne’s been nothing but angry her entire life . she resents herself for killing her mom , she resents her dad for resenting her & she’s angry at the world for being nothing but cruel to her . she’s very angry , but she excels at hiding it .
she’s extremely hubristic , truly believing always that she’s the smartest one in the room at all times . she’s been on her own pretty much all her life & that’s how it’s affected her , by making her think that it should always be her way & her plan , otherwise everyone else is stupid .
extremely gifted . she loves learning & here’s why : she’s good at it . equipped with a photographic memory & a genius level iq , she’s extremely quick when learning new things , able to change and adapt like a chameleon with her knowledge .
also extremely stupid though , in the sense that she’s gotten away with a lot and she’s gotten by a lot of the time because of her beauty . she chose the codename bellitudo & as a junior agent , she’s been falling in the middle of the pack . she hides her skills & gifts behind a dumb smile & her looks because she’s secretly hoping she can escape , but i mean – she kind of enjoys it , so at this point she might just be pretending because it’s Fun .
𝓲𝓿. 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜 .
i really want a mentor that’s also her confidant ? like i might submit this to the main if i don’t get it , but any kind of agent who sees through her pretty girl act & genuinely wants her to survive & pull through . she’s not had much guidance in her life , so this figure would be a huge thing for her .
like , a one - sided rival , the one - sided being your muse because sanne genuinely doesn’t care enough yet ? she’s just starting to fall in love with the idea of becoming a secret spy , but she mainly just wants to escape & find another small town & get another new name , uk ? but probably rivals because sanne’s still succeeding despite putting zero ( 0 ) effort into this thing .
someone who she spars with / trains with physically . she’s by no means unfit & she’s been in her fair share of fights , but it’s probably nothing compared to the other agents here . please give me someone that kicks her ass & then helps her wrap her sprained wrists & fingers afterwards pls , uwu .
someone she studies with , even though she technically doesn’t ever study . when she does , it’s extremely low key but imagine her studying in private & ur muse walks in & suddenly her secret is exposed : she does try & she swears ur muse to secrecy & it’s this whole thing .
the agent who recruited her ? that somehow found her in this small village in sweden & knew about her criminal tendencies & somehow thought she’d be a great fit as a spy so here she is . she probably holds a lot of resentment toward them for leading interpol to her but honest lee , i just want a begrudging enemies to fine , i care about you to that’s my family thing ok .
a senior agent that she’s a significant annoyance to pls .
a junior agent from the firebird agency that she ?? links up w & does general bullshit antics with because i think that’d be super fun .
a regular agent from the firebird agency that she links up w or annoys in general because i like that .
a research agent who she looks up to , since it’s what she wants to go in .
another junior agent she’s sort of friends with ?
someone who she lets her untapped anger out to .
flings pls ! the more angst & drama , the better !
skinny love !
lit rally anything , pls i’m so excited for this .
𝓿. 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚕𝚞𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗 .
if you're still here wtf , thx for reading i love u all sm ! & i’m sorry it was so insanely long ! i’ll message everyone who likes this ! if you’d prefer to plot on discord , i’m @ brain not there#0044 !
