Jan 13, 2021
*sometime when they were out shopping*
Harry: Aunt Petunia I want this toy
Aunt Petunia: you always want things! I’m fucking broke okay?
Harry: yOu’Re WhAt NoW? bRoKe?
Harry: nah I can’t fuck with broke bitches
Aunt Petunia: is that right? And where the fuck are you gonna go?
Harry: I know my new foster family will buy me this toy
Harry: you know what?
Harry: *inhales*
Harry: *points at aunt petunia*
Harry: STRANGER DANGER