#vico.

[peachfvzz]

@likecavities

"no, no, no. you got to listen to me. i swear this will get you a shitton of views. you got to fucking trust me, man. we've known each other for like, what... forty three minutes? you need me. i'm fucking gold in front of a camera. i'd show you, but i can't bust out the one night in vico tapes while my boss is around."

[peachfvzz]

@likecavities

"huh? yeah, uhh... kinda didn't listen to what you were saying." a pause. "shit's boring. and i need to figure out how i'll get laid tonight. it's been three fucking days. i'm going insane."

[peachfvzz]

@grinninglikeadevil is loco for vico

"shit might not be real but i could get you pregnant if i try hard enough."

[peachfvzz]

@skippingframes is loco for vico

"spitting in your mouth is fucking child's play, if hey, if you wanna take things slow, ill give it a try. i'm a gentleman."

[peachfvzz]

@likecavities is loco for vico

"you know you can't fucking wear that shit and look like that and look at me like that and not expect me to hump your leg like a dog."

[peachfvzz]

SPECIAL DELIVERY !! one sexy one liner for @slashcrz

"maaaan, who fucking needs love island when i can be a fuckboy right here and there. no cameras and shit needed. unless you're into them. shit, i wouldn't mind getting to watch myself fuck you stupid."

[peachfvzz]

SPECIAL DELIVERY !! one sexy one liner for @redemptioninterlude

"not to be a nosy creep, but you are a bit too quiet for someone who is choosing to spend their friday night at a bar. you lost or some shit?"

[peachfvzz]

@grinninglikeadevil

"i don't fucking know why these dudes keep trying to one-up me. fucking morons. i'll always beat them. i'm the number one guy in this motherfuckin' joint."