Judge Dredd. ☹▀○❥
☹ Response to a leaky facet or other household problem
Call the plumber, then arrest plumber because they failed to do their job the first time.
▀ What they’d hide under the bed
Judge Dredd hides nothing under the bed because he has nothing to hide, because he is THE LAW!!!!!
○ What tune their doorbell has, if not a standard ding-dong
The doorbell gives you a short speech reminding you that it is illegal to push the doorbell past the hours of eleven at night as that is a law pollution crime.
His niece Vienna and (his son) Rico changed the doorbell to that Mexican hat song once and it took him ages to figure out what happened.
❥ How they’d invite you home for the night (yes, it could be a pickup line)
Literally the only way I could see someone end up at Dredd’s home would be for a witness protection thing.
Dredd would not be good at pick up lines
