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[druidofiron]

*vigorously ruffles the Atty hair*

He might have nuzzled into the hand currently in his hair, and he even might have made a sound very much like a purr.

[killerpigfarmer]

Seb/Lucius. 8D or as i like to call it, Sebucius.

@vigilantemartyr | Send me a brotp and I’ll tell you:

who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave

Lucius, because 1) Seb is far too cultured to have Peeps in his house and 2) Seb probably doesn’t even own a fucking microwave and 3) even if he did, he’d know how to use the damn thing.

who forgot to put the cat outside before sex

One time Lucius and Sebastian got drunk went out. Sebastian, naturally, found a date, who took him to his house. Lucius, meanwhile, did not read singles well and tagged along. Lucius ended up passing out on the stranger’s couch with a bottle of the man’s whiskey while the other two vanished into the bedroom. At one point, Sebastian tossed his date’s cat out the bedroom door, which promptly curled up on Lucius’s head.

who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit

Sebastian, who is probably far more into social media whatssit than Lucius is.

who breaks the most phones

Lucius, because they’re far too breakable and he has a terrible temper. 

who dies first

It’s hard to say, Lucius could rage himself to death, but Seb could go home with the wrong person at the wrong time. 

which one I could see as being lactose intolerant

Sebastian, with his fancy ass digestive system.

who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t

Lucius, who thinks he can do thinks like dance and play the harmonica, which he can’t, as oppose to Sebastian, who can dance and who can play instruments.

who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed

Sebastian. He so much as opens Lucius’s bedroom door and Lucius will growl at him to leave.

who uses the computer most

Sebastian, because again, Lucius is completely illiterate in all things tech.

[therussianandthefinn]

Hides a particularly fragile egg in Nikolai's left boot.

       “What the – ?”      What followed next were a string of expletives that would’ve made a sailor blush. “Oh, you better run, Sebastian.” The Russian added with a low chuckle, shaking his foot in irritation. Even barefoot he knew that the other stood no chance. And if he’d have to chase him to the end of the world.         “Because if I get my fingers around that pretty little neck of yours, I will end you.”

[killerpigfarmer]

(╹◡╹)凸

send me (╹◡╹)凸 and i’ll make a moodboard for our muses relationship. | @vigilantemartyr

SHAZAM.

[killerpigfarmer]

Sebastian & Lucius | Pepe Le Pew