#viktorheadcanon

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Viktor: *Gently taps table*

Jayce: *taps back*

Heimdinger: What are they doing

Mel: Morse code

Viktor: *taps back aggressively*

Jayce slamming hands down: TAKE THAT BACK-

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Heimerdinger : Did you just blow up something in my lab..?

Viktor with literal smoke coming off him: Nah I think it was Jayce

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Viktor: Mister Singed im trapped.

Singed: Just push Rio off your lap. She won’t wake up.

Viktor: No way! I’m not a monster!

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Mel enraged: WHAT DO YOU MEAN “don’t be mad” YOUR DMING JAYCE, MY BOYFRIEND

Viktor: No Mel, I was loyalty testing him. Alright, I’m only looking out for you..

Mel calming down: Well, okay I guess….

Viktor:

Viktor: He did fail the test though, me and Jayce slept together like several times

Mel: WHAT!

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Jayce: How’s the sexist person in the room?

Mel: I don’t know how are they?~

Jayce flustered: I-

Viktor from the other side of the room: I’m doing great thanks

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Viktor: Jayce is refusing to speak to me

Viktor: im going to enjoy it while it lasts.

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Viktor: 99.9% of the people I know are stupid.

Jayce: I’m the 1%

Viktor: *looking at him* Are you? Are you really?

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Viktor on the phone to Jayce: Hi

Jayce: I’m busy right now Vik

Viktor: Would drinking 16 Cans of red bull be bad for my health?

Jayce: I’m on my way-