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Ooh, ~scary~. Gonna give me cystic acne, old lady? [Mary stumbles back in a curtsy. The barely-there fringe of her skirt flares up mockingly, flashing Teddie with the sight of liquidly black underthings. A far cry from Mary’s crisp, snowy bloomers.]
Good lord, who let you into the adult playthings store without checking ID?
[ She makes a face of obvious disgust. Who was she to call Teddie old?! Teddie was just starting her 30's and didn't have a wrinkle in sight!
But what in the world was this girl wearing? Teddie felt bad for whatever poor sacks raised this piece of work. Let me guess, grounded every other week for being a moron? Ooh, so edgy. You can sneak out at 3am wearing nothing but the wind. Heaven forbid Rani try out something like this before being properly informed about what the hell BDSM was and why you don't wear it outside the bedroom. Or Jacinta. Or Tiffany. She'd have all their heads, even if the last two weren't even technically her's. No shopping at Hot Topic for them.
Wait, when did Teddie start to sound so stiff? Oh yeah, her high school years were spent with braces and pleated skirts, her classmates wore leggings and windbreakers -- and in her day, girls didn't go around flashing their tampon string to the whole block in attempts to look threatening.
Good god she was starting to sound like Maxine. Hop off the old lady block! ]
No, but I am gonna fry your face off.