#violent nights

[userglitched]

i'm on the nice list i swear

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[witchthewriter]

𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐚 𝐂𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐬

⤷ female, ambiguous race, and any size reader. Requests are open, thank you for reading!  

a/n: this is strictly David Harbour’s Santa Claus ... I don’t have a Santa kink ... 

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𝑁𝑆𝐹𝑊🔞

Absolutely no one under 18 is allowed to read this. I’ve warned you.  (Also, it makes me hella uncomfortable if minors are reading this.) 

・Likes to fuck your mouth with his big cock. The way you gag, the spit and cum dribbling from your chin. Down your neck, onto your chest. 

・His grin on your hair tight and rough - borderline painful. But he knows what he’s doing, he’s had centuries to perfect sex. 

・His favourite position is cowgirl, so he can shove his face between your tits. Sucking, biting and pulling at them. If you were up for it, he would be completely into nipple play. Suckling and pinching, groping and biting the soft part of your breasts. 

・In size, he’s about 9 inches when hard. And whenever he gets that way, it’s hard for him to focus on anything else. 

・If you aren’t near, then he has to take care of it himself. Lying on the bed, pants around his ankles, he pumps his thick, veined dick in his large hands. Moving it back and forth, rubbing the precum over his tip, thinking about your naked body. How pretty you look on your knees, mouth open. Waiting for his cum. 

・When you’ve been gone for a while, he’ll push you against the wall and roughly and pull down your pants. With your bare ass to him, he’ll kneel down and shove his bearded face into your ass. 

・His tongue trailing to your clit, teasing your folds. Using his fingers to tease your cunt, his other hand firmly pressing you against the wall, unable to move. 

・Once when you were in the shower, and he awoke with an aching cock, he stalked into the bathroom, opening the shower door and picked you up, so your legs wrapped around his middle. 

・His cock instantly went inside you and you shouted. 

・But his mouth was on yours and you melted into him. 

・You felt the most whole when he was inside you. Like he was meant to fill you up. 

・When he’s in a softer mood, he likes to take things slow. 

・Moving the hair from your face, and slowly planting loving kisses all over your face, cheeks and neck. 

・He knows how to make you feel loved. But also knows how to satisfy you - fulfil you. Make you feel wanted...needed... Because he does need you. You’re his, and he’s yours. 

gif credit: @dilfcontent. 

[saintlike78]

I went to watch Violent Nights last night and when I tell you, David Harbour as Santa could do some very very bad things to me

[poplinn]

my friends and i watched violent nights and i think i start to understand why people want to fuck santa claus

[whisperscreamingatthevoid]

So, I saw the new movie Violent Nights and as a lover of ridiculous movies, and in definite need of some silly one liners, I can definitely suggest this movie as one to see for the holidays though it is OBVIOUSLY not for children.

Going to keep this without spoilers but if you love violence, heist movies, and Santa beating up and/or decapitating folks, I can heartily recommend it. This flick runs more on the action side of this as well as heavy on humor, but I can recommend it for a holiday watch.

[poppals]

Santa Shane with a Sledge Hammer??

[big-gulp44oz]

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