#vtalk

[virussyart]

i love what i know so far about serious sam bc what do you mean this incredibly skilled starship captain and soldier is the world's most lethal and legendary Silly Guy

[virussyart]

Collated warframe thoughts that I didn't want to put in multiple posts (1999 warning):

I really like how Party of your Lifetime is not only just an Evil boyband song, it kinda sounds like the type you'd find as the theme for a TV show's siren boyband-themed Halloween special, particularly during a face-off/darkest hour segment. I swear to god I'm probably thinking of a specific thing it sounds like I'm describing a scooby doo movie or something

On the topic of On-Lyne, my favorite is Drillbit and I recently noticed he has heterochromia? Ohhh. We gotta start play bantering over which one's our favorite just like we would've Back Then

Oh yeah we also need a dark reprise version with infested mouthpiece chittering pls

Four more under the cut cus post is too long (It's not all On-Lyne lmao)

I swear to god DE please at least tell us which infested lich corresponds to which member so that I can adequately figure out those liches' personalities they all have lovely very beautiful designs already please please pleas plea

I have no clue why I disliked the whole romancing thing before DE actually revealed it but they have far exceeded expectations and I will learn to form opinions After I see thingies. I love Quincy so much you don't even Know. Now give the peoples a platonic option and we're set

The mall is legitimately the loveliest thing I've seen in Warframe for a long while, the little community of roleplayers and jokesters and fashionframe flash mobs is so cute. I think we all need a little mall to hang out in and roleplay as minimum wage fast food workers

I still have my first Lotus inbox message from 2014...,,, I can't believe we went from space ninjas to space biomechanical-existential-eldritch-90s-boyband-????-temporal/spacial-bullshit. HOW DO I STILL NOT HAVE ANY MERCH

[virussyart]

smooching a twink but then the twink's face and body unravel entirely into gelatinous writhing biomechanical tendrils and pulsating electronic luminescence, also the twink is not in fact the twink, you've been smooching the hivemind this entire time. it isn't even a twink anymore, it's a vague keratinous highly intelligent (hivemind) sapient flesh humanoid that is slowly assimilating you whilst chittering in some blasphemous facsimile of English. do you continue smooching them yes or no

[virussyart]

Sometimes I wake up and suddenly have this Intense appreciation for all of my friends??? Really wanna give em all a smooch and a compliment tbh

I wanna bond with em more, I wanna give em all the niceness they deserve even when I'm low on mental energy ngl

[virussyart]

Whenever I (a primarily masked/faceless/helmeted type) go thru a rare Faced human phase just imagine a gigantic wretched yet strangely sexy eldritch shadow pulling a human like a toy away from the daylight and into my huge goblin cave

[virussyart]

the horrible little advantage of having my age in bio is the realization that I haven't updated my bio for FOUR YEARS

[virussyart]

The next Foxbat got content warning'd. From within my drafts. Zero exposed anything besides part of his face. I can make a billion jokes but the one I will choose is 'yeah tumblr I guess foxbat is too hot for this place'

[virussyart]

thanks for letting me know i love bug