matt miller x reader || y/n decides to bother matt after a mission
warnings : swearing, mentions of violence, idk im bad at this
word count : 1324
authors note : if youve read a smililar plot its bc this is a rewrite and my old acc got deleted also this is unedited and lazy lols sorry
You’d expect it to be easy to do all the dirty work in a simulation but sadly, that wasn’t the case at all. After hours of aliens and pieces of code, y/n stumbled out of the machine exhausted. They lie on the floor ready to pass out before they feel a gentle kick at their waist, they looked up to see Boss who was looking at them amused and offered them a water bottle. They groaned and got up, moving to a cross legged position before guzzling the drink in seconds. Boss booted them again before speaking up with a smile.
“Go to sleep little dude, you look like a dead man,” They patted y/n’s head before continuing. “I’ll grab your brother and continue on, you can chill now.’” They left to go get Gat while y/n watched them disappear into the ship's walls. They got up with a groan, deciding to take up the boss’s advice and dragging themselves to their room with a dead look. They stop at the storage bay, taking a pause to look at Matt, who was resting on the couch playing on whatever the device was. His head was resting on the arm rest facing the door so he had no clue that they were this, y/n grinned, forgetting any fatigue they were experiencing they decided to bother Matt instead. They crept up slowly to the unknowing emo, using the stealth skills from having to hide from gunshots so often for better reasons now.
“Boo.” They whispered into his ear, he let out a shrilled scream and scrambled onto the other side of the couch, dropping the game device out of his hands and onto the floor in the process. Y/n laughed, throwing their head back while Matt glared at them with icy blue eyes. As he calmed down he moved back into his original position and went back to his original task, this didn’t sit right with y/n, who took time out of their precious beauty sleep to bother the tech addict. They huffed and tried a few basic things, waving their hand in front of his face, making fart noises, even messing up his game, but the man was determined to ignore them. They finally sighed and sat on the couch with him, moving his feet so they could flop onto the opposite end to him.
“What are you doing, aren’t you meant to be sleeping.” Matt grumbled while adjusting his position to accommodate the menace at the end of the couch. He made sure to kick them while doing so, y/n slapped his calf in return, making sure it was extra hard.
“Can I not hang out with my bestest friend in the whole entire world?” They looked at Matt with mock hurt and he rolled his eyes. “You know they’ll get stuck like that if you roll them too much. T B H though you absolutely deserve it, you’re like an edgy twat. Anyways I am wasting my beauty sleep on you, you should be blessed Matty, I am like a monarch.” They poked at Matt’s leg.
“No, no you can not, also I am not an edgy twat, you are not a monarch and that is a wives tale, stop believing everything you hear or you’ll become more stupid than you aready are.” He shot back making y/n dramatically gasp in an over exaggerated manner, they start fake crying, wiping away the imaginary tears with their jumpsuit. Matt rolled his eyes again and looked back at his game in hopes to ignore them once more and make them leave.
“I am literally so heartbroken Matthew I can't believe you, I am telling Gat right now what you just did to me, I am actually crying right now.” They cry harder. This went on for five more minutes before they yawned, realising how tired they were they went silent, they contemplated going to their room but decided against it as the tiredness was really hitting them. y/n decided this would be the best time to annoy Matt, they got up and stretched before forcing themself into his arms, he yelped in protest and panic, wondering what the hell they were doing. After moving around a little they got comfortable and rested their head on Matt’s chest, passing out in only minutes. He had no clue what to do, this wasn’t exactly an everyday thing after all, so he just rested his game on the floor and awkwardly wrapped his arms around the now sleeping idiot. He looked at the now sleeping person and admired their resting face.
It took a few hours for Matt to join them in slumber but in the end, he did. In the hour or two he was awake, he played his game, watched whatever he could get his hands on, admired y/n, caressed their head and even would just stare at them in a non creepy way. Kinzie, who was hoping to catch a break and force Matt to do her job, walked in on this happening and made awkward eye contact with him before leaving while grumbling about how a nerd is getting more pussy than her. Shaundi also walked in on the two, except this time they were both asleep, she walked out and passed Kinzie who asked her if she saw it two and after saying yes they both decided to never speak of it again.
As soon as Boss and Gat got out of the simulation, they made a beeline to Matt’s ‘room’ in hopes for him to make them a training area for them. They were also searching for y/n to make sure that they were resting and not procrastinating sleep by bothering one of the other members of the ship. On the way there, they were stopped for a few reasons, Shaundi asking a random favour off Boss, Pierce greeting them with his usual charismatic personality, and even CID, who asked them what they were doing. Their last interruption of their journey was Kinzie, also asked what they were doing, they Gat replied Kinzie laughed.
“You don’t wanna go in there.” She looked back down at her computer, still chuckling. Boss and Gat look at each other before looking back at her with a confused look.
“Why not?” Boss asked with a raised brow.
“Well unless you want Gat to try and rip this whole place apart I don’t recommend it, you know?” Kinzie shrugged.
“And who said I would be ripping up the fuckin’ place?” This only gave them more questions than answers.
“Fine then, go in. But don’t say I didn’t warn you.” She smiled up at them and they proceeded into the room. At first they didn’t see any problem, y/n and Matt were just sleeping together on the couch, it wasn’t like they were fucking or naked together, and then Gat realised. Matt and y/n, his little precious sibling, his little kid, was sleeping with Matt fucking Miller.
“WHAT IN-” Boss covered his mouth before he could continue and dragged him out of the room, using all their strength to keep him from murdering the neon goth. After getting him a safe distance from the room, they finally let their grip loose, but not loose enough to let the man run back into the room and strangle Matt. They then laughed with Johnny glaring at them through his shades. “How are you laughing when that little emo twat has his arms around my sibling?!”
“You’re being dramatic, besides they’re both consenting adults and not having sex so stop whining before I hit you.” They patted his back and sat on one of the chairs nearby. “Relax Gat, beat him up when he’s awake and not sleeping with your sib.” They grinned while Gat glared holes through their skull.
