#walrushumor

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“I meant,” said Ipslore bitterly, “what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?” Death thought about it. “Cats,” he said eventually. “Cats are nice.”

Terry Pratchet (I REALLY need to read the Discworld books one day)

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Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?

Because they can’t even.

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A proud new father sits down with his dad to have a drink.

“Well son, now that you have a son of your own its time I gave you something. You’ve earned it.” Says the father as he passes a copy of ‘1001 Dad Jokes 5th Edition’ to the son.

“Dad I dont know what to say…I’m honored.”

“Hi honored,” Replies the father. “I’m dad.”

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Why China? Why would you want to ban puns?!

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I couldn't find the key, so I had to break into song.

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A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m. One afternoon, as the end of the work day approached, the bartender was dismayed to find that he was out of hazelnut extract. Thinking quickly, he threw together a daiquiri made with hickory nuts and set it on the bar. The doctor came in at his regular time, took one sip of the drink and exclaimed, "This isn't a hazelnut daiquiri." "No, I'm sorry," replied the bartender, "it's a hickory daiquiri doc."

Teh Webz >_<

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Even the smallest egg farms are multi-layer organizations.

Terrible Pun But I Love It