#wanda alcott

[wearekeepers]

Finn: Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad?

Philby: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

Maybeck: Smad.

[dhiheadcanons]

Father's Day Headcanon

The Keeper's all gather together for a tribute to Wayne. They tell stories: they laugh, they cry. They invite Wanda to celebrate with them. Jess and Amanda smile with tears in their eyes thinking about the only man who was ever a father figure to them. Maybeck talks about the loss of his own parents and how Wayne changed his life. Charlene talks about how she never sees her dad and about Wayne filling that hole. Finn sobs over his mentor who gave him his six closest friends.

[wearekeepers]

on a mission™️

finn: talk to me, maybeck. how are we looking?

maybeck: sexy, but not like we’re trying too hard. like, sure, we’re trying, but it’s almost effortless.

[wearekeepers]

willa, filling out hospital forms: what’s your middle name

charlene, concussed: danger

[wearekeepers]

after losing philby in a crowd

Finn: I lost my friend Philby. Is it alright if I make an announcement?

Announcer guy: Of course.

Finn, leaning into the mic: Goodbye you little shit.

[wearekeepers]

Philby: Every time I sneeze my ribs start aching

Maybeck: And every time we kiss I swear I could fly

[wearekeepers]

i’m just saying if i don’t pull a charlene during this three year wait and become a vague disney channel actor who guest stars on good luck charlie then what’s the point

[wearekeepers]

didn't the gap between books vi and vii teach ridley that three year hiatuses are painful for eVeRyoNe