𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤!𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐨𝐤
Best friend warlock xiumin pls!
✿part time cat rescuer
✿part time warlock
✿he has all these years to live he might as well use it for good
✿if he sees a cat being neglected he’ll hex the owners and take the cat
✿he owns a cat sanctuary
✿so whenever you need a cheer up you’re more than welcome to go flop on the floor and cuddle the residents for as long as you need
✿he gets really happy when you come and visit
✿he knows the name of every single cat under his care
✿he gets a little bit upset when one of his babies is rehomed
✿so expect him to be flopped on your sofa pouting for a few hours
✿he gets over it bc he knows the cat now has a forever home with loving people
✿he normally asks for updates
✿when he gets them he sends them to you
✿never ever lets you be near him while he’s practising his magic
✿he’s not risking any accidents
✿he has learned some harmless visual spells to do with you
✿basically a big bro
✿has enchanted your home so it’s always clean
✿one night a week the two of you have to go out for dinner together
✿it’s to keep you guys connected even when you’re both too busy to see eachother due to schedules
✿he is so happy to hear about what you’re up to
✿whenever you ask him about his work or about his past his heart races
✿there are hundreds of stories about his past
✿and he gets a bit giddy when he gets to tell them
✿he usually uses them as bedtime stories
✿if you’re unable to sleep he’s just like “want to hear about
✿he’s such a great listener
✿pls don’t ask him for advice on stuff
✿his resolution for everything is “just let me work my magic”
✿the last time you let him do that the man that spilled his coffee on you ended up in hospital with a collapsed windpipe
✿people underestimate him bc he tiny
✿only likes outdated jokes and memes
✿pls laugh at them
✿texts you every night to wish you a good night’s sleep
✿close with changmin from the tvxq duo
✿probably has a big crush on him who knows
✿he sees him often but still texts you all excited after