books have the best smell
his fav tv shows are vn, aoa, and odr
can do The Thing™ where he walks and reads at the same time
has so many books in his room!!!! he’s got more books than he knows what to do with
jeremy has made him shelves but warner buys books to fill them faster than jeremy can make them tbh
knows a bunch of random facts
walking encyclopedia of weirdness
will kick ur ass at bar trivia
“i don’t have time to tell you how wrong you are. wait no. if i don’t it’s gonna annoy me.”
a weird combination of super arrogant and super modest????
sometimes he’s constantly second guessing himself and other times he’s so confident it’s annoying
loves doing the crosswords and sudoku puzzles in the paper
kinda quiet and shy around those he doesn’t know well
honestly has some social anxiety but some days are better than others
co-running a business has honestly helped a lot with it and has put him a little out of his comfort zone but some days are still not as great as others
used to get picked on as a kid but it stopped after his big bro started coming around
speaking of his bro, jere is one of the best people in the world according to warner
loves that they were finally open to open up a business together!!!!!
couldn’t think of anyone better to go into business with tbh
they balance each other out in a lot of ways
warner is great with the financials and organization and administrative work
he’s always looking for ways to expand the business!!!!
can kinda have a one track mind when he gets in the zone and it’s a lost cause to get him to come back to earth and remember to do normal things like eating and sleeping
gets so enthusiastic and inspired when he comes across a good one!
when they started up, it was his idea to use the extra space and convert it into an apartment to make some extra cash
also in addition to selling goods, they also know make repairs!
and warner hopes that they’ll eventually expand into teaching classes too
also renting out to phoebe has worked out so well that he’s aso thinking about buying up more properties to rent out if the right ones come along
his love life is kind of a mess
has only dated 1 girl ever and that girl is imogen pierce
1 day she came up to him and just said “ur coming me with to get pizza tonight” and warner was so caught off guard that he said yes
they weirdly had a good time????
they were sO different but honestly that was most of the appeal
eventually tho they realized that they were too different and the breakup was mutual
gen realized she’d rather be spending time with milo than warner and warner realized he’d rather spend time with his books than gen
they’ve remained friends tho which has been nice
warner hasn’t really given much thought to girls since then tho and has been focused on school and his business
that is until alice lark came to town
has a huge crush on her and has 000000 idea of what to do about it
everyone and their mother knows that milo has a thing for alice
and even tho he hasn’t seemed to have made a move yet, warner doesn’t really think he can compete with someone like milo
when warner tries to flirt it’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion
he tries to act really cool and smooth and will try to use pick up lines??
but gets so nervous that he messes them up and all it is just a bunch of nonsense
1 time he tried to flirt with a girl and she thought he was legit crazy and she ran away
doesn’t really wanna see that happen with alice
so instead he’s just decided to silently pine after her *thumbs up emoji*
