New SPN fan: Oh I'm so pumped to watch the show, what's it about?
Heller1, who started watching two years ago (yes after the show ended): The true love of Dean and Cass.
Heller2, who skipped seasons 1-3: The love story of a hunter and his angel.
Heller3, who has only seen youTube compilations and tumblr gifs: The beautiful love that Dean and Cass have.
General Fan, who has seen every episode of every season and ships NOTHING: Two brothers who fight tooth and nail BUT love each other. Even death doesn't keep them apart.
Heller1: Shut up wincestie.
Heller2: YOU ship brothers, that's disgusting.
Heller3: You don't know the show like WE do.
General Fan: I don't ship wincest.
Heller2: Sure you do.
General Fan: How are you going to tell me what I ship?
Heller1: If you don't ship the awesome ship destiel, you ship that disgusting incest ship.
General Fan: Not every fan of SPN ships something.
Heller3: Everybody ships destiel.
General Fan: No they don't. Your own poll puts destiel shippers at barely 1% of ALL viewers of the show.
Heller2: Doesn't matter, we have 100,000 fanfics.
General Fan: That only proves that the show isn't about destiel, so you have to create your own stories.
Heller1: The show IS about destiel. Cass saved the show.
General Fan: Cass and the angels were only added because of the writers' strike. Kripke's original idea was to have Sam rescue Dean.
Heller3: Dean loves Cass more than Sam.
General Fan: Nope.
Heller1: Shut up wincestie.
General Fan: I told you, I don't ship it.
Heller2: Liar.
General Fan: 🙄
New SPN fan: So the show is about destiel?
General Fan: 🤦♀️ I'm out of here. Blocking all you bitches.
