“ “Controversy has erupted in the annual Scientist of the Year competition”:
Son of award winning scientist ( @washope ) described as useless flightless f*ck by Ketterdam citizen “
More on this breaking news below:
In an interview with a group of teenagers, he was described as “not as good as his father,” “should be pushed into the harbor,” and “does nothing but sit around a tomb and whine.” These individuals were not inclined to comment further, saying only that “crows are better” before flipping off the interviewer and walking away.
In a more elaborate interview with a Ketterdam citizen who will remain anonymous, “Kuwei is a useless flightless f*ck and is completely worthless. Not worth an elaborate heist. 0/10 would not recommend spending time with this little sh*t.” In a letter addressed to Mr. Kiwi, the citizen stated “the point of sending you to Ravka was to never hear from you again.”
Fellow scientists from Fjerda have recently reported on this boy as “a waste of resources,” “obnoxious,” and “completely incapable, spends too much time crying.”
A close friend commented on these interviews claiming that the son of the scientist “isn’t completely useless, has a good personality” but could not describe other benefits apart from being “emotionally supportive.” Another was quoted saying that “kiwis are amazing, but his name is Kuwei.”
We spoke with with Mr. Kiwi regarding these comments to which he responded “f*ck all of you, strong letter to follow.” He had no further comments and refused to respond to any questions regarding his opinion on the controversy. He reportedly has no hopes for victory in the competition and would not share anything with reporters. (People close to the scientist said he will be winging the entire thing and hoping for the best.)
That concludes this report, more on the competition to follow in the coming weeks.
