#wastehistimeforever

[the-old-man-has-the-phonebox]

WasteTheirTime2k17

Give them a show that's absolutely fantastic with a highly-hinted-at eventual homosexual romance, let it simmer for roughly 7 years, end the entire series by going downhill at the speed of light in plot and quality, and end up queerbaiting them all.

[girlsleeps]

Someone reverse uno this and put it on #wastehistimeforever

[perks-of-being-hannah]

Now this one is playing overly sexual songs and singing at me. I'm stressing 😂😂

[parkzilla]

What I learned about girls in 2016

If she makes eye contact with you periodically Don't trip. You're just a friend. If she texts back Don't trip. You're just a friend. If she uses 💜❤️💙💛💚🖤💗💝💘💓💖💞💟🌸🌼🌹🌷🌺💐 when texting you Slow it down, cowboy. You're just a friend. If she has you saved in her phone as "Pookie ❤️💜💛" (or any variation thereof" Nice try, but you're just a friend. If she let you eat her out Still just a friend. If she let you smash once Just. A. Friend. If she calls you at 2am wanting to "talk" cause she "can't sleep" You're a friend. If she hits you up occasionally to "chill 😝" Still...just a friend. If she hits you with the late texts talmbout 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦💦 (or any variation thereof) Guess what you are buddy? Just a friend. And last but not least, if she LITERALLY SAYS THE WORDS "I want to be with you" I know that can screw with your head and I understand why it would, but my guy: You're just a friend.

[distressingdisneydamsel]

Theres a #wasteHisTime2016 post that says let him eat you out then when it’s his turn say “oh sorry no i don’t do that” and I’ve actually done that before

[thetruehannahmontana]

If it's a shitty date, send him and invoice for it. When he calls, tell him he needs to be an account administrator to access information. #wastehistime

[aphrodeetee]

Is it still #WasteHisTime2k16?

[missextraterrestrial]

Boss bitch