au where taurtis and grian shared a shitpost acc since yhs and thats how they realize the other one was alive when they escaped the watchers because hold up i DID not post that one-
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au where taurtis and grian shared a shitpost acc since yhs and thats how they realize the other one was alive when they escaped the watchers because hold up i DID not post that one-
hehehe
prompt:
Xelqua: Forgive me Father, for I have sinny-sin-sinned.
(my food and hosp class got in trouble whilst i was writing this lol)
(also some info. Xelqua is Grian, Sitruat is Taurtis. Also this is rlly short lol)
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Xelqua was kneeled down in front of the head watcher, aka. ‘The First’. His wings were splayed limply on his back. A few metres behind him was Sitruat, One and Two.
”What do you have to say for yourself Xelqua?” First’s words weren’t English, instead he spoke in galactic. the galactic language sounded wrong, as if it shouldn’t exist. Like the glitched sounds and syllables shouldn't be put together.
From where he was kneeled Xelqua could see Sitruat standing, they locked eyes for a second and Sitruat smiled. Xelqua knew what to do.
“Well? Xelqua, do you have anything to say for your actions?”
He smiled and looked up at The First “Yes, I do..”
“Very well then, Xelqua speak.”
He hesitated for a moment before responding, he looked up at The First, his hands put together as if he was praying “Forgive me First, for I have sinny-sin-sinned.”
Siruat immediately began laughing only to get a hit over the head from One.
“XELQUA! THAT IS DISRESPECTFUL!.”
I JUST GOT AN AU IDEA [Taurian open relationship]
So after yhs/ts grian and taurtis fuck around and find out, they make a deal with the watchers to escape from the server, the deal was like going to evo and let them feed on some good "omg we got gods trying to kill us and we dont know what to do" old fear, they enter the city scared and hurt and tell the people living there that some gods are trying to kill them gaining their sympathy, what they did not expect was the evolutionist also defending them whenever a watcher "tried" something, because why would they? (they have that good yhs trauma of "nobody will fight for us so we gotta be strong enough on our own) so they kinda feel bad but meh anything to get out
but then the watchers take them and make them watchers, grian hates it because he likes to participate, he doesn't like to just sit and watch when he could be causing so much chaos and mischief, but taurtis loves it, grian stays for a while before telling taurtis he is escaping and WHERE, taurtis is kinda mad but he lets grian go and doesn't tell anyone
Grian escapes to a place called hermitcraft, where mumbo, his old friend, lives and tells him he doesn't have anywhere to go because some gods destroyed evo, so he just settles down in a forest living in a little house and having mumbo and scar as neighbors, their houses are not that close but they are closer than the main part of the city
but taurtis and grian are still a couple so sometimes taurtis will just appear out of nowhere in grians house to pass the time, cuddle, etc but he will be on his human form, not his watcher form
AND I HAVE SO MANY IDEAS
-Grian still being part watcher needs to eat sometimes so he says he is going to visit his friends but its actually going to the yhs server (or what is left of it) to feed of sams misery lmfao
- Taurtis and Grian have a questionable relationship like they love each other but also they would shoot eachother if they want the last fry (inmortality makes death a minor inconvenience) like as a prank grian will give taurtis poison 💀
-mumbo constantly side eyeing them cuz what is their relationship do they fuckin hate eachother or something
-fluff and crack mostly tbh but whats crack without some angst
anyways thats all
Imagine if Grian and Joeyish to go in watcher form they have to leave their players body behind, so one day some people in hermitcraft freaks out thinking grian died or something and hes just having the night of his life with joeyish like:
Hermits: WHY IS HE NOT REACTING??? HE ISNT EVEN BREATHING???
Meanwhile grian with Joeyish in who knows what abandoned world maybe drunk: TO SEEE YOU SHINEEEEEE-
quick sketch at work may finish it may burn it who know anyways have some watcher taurtis gotta go back to work 😭
QUICK whatever you do DONT think about how taurtis is still a watcher and no one came back for him
old tags in screenshot under cut because i am dumb and accidentally scheduled it to the wrong blog
hey Mik! ( @give-grian-rights ) , heres a twist for your Blood God Grian AU:
Grian makes trips to the nether every 20-50-ish years; its his job to fix up nether fortresses and bastions, giving the blazes something to guard, keeping the skeletons’ old homes tidy and stable for them in their afterlife, and repairing damage to the piglins’ temples sustained after battles with ghasts. its his job as the current Nether Watcher, like its Philza’s job to keep the jungle temples traps operational, and Taurtis’ job to maintain the valuables in End Cities.
one day, during one of his sporadic visits to the Nether, maybe 470-ish years after Evo, he is amused to find a single strange tiny piglin child following him around. its adorable, the kid looks like he’s barely six years old, and he’s clumsily hobbling after Grian with scuffed iron boots clinking together and a golden helm falling over his eyes, several sizes too large. the kid has a golden sword, badly worn but still plenty deadly, hanging loosely in his grip as he tries to stealthily maneuver behind him.
it goes from cute to worrying when Grian leaves the area after fixing up the bastion, heading towards the next, with the kid still following him.
where is this child’s pack? Grian thinks, as the child follows him, step for step. he ignores it for now, starting his work, still feeling vaguely bemused that the piglins would carve a stylized portrait of his face onto the blackstone for him to find when he returned.
after two more bastions and much more walking, the child eventually does something other than tail him, though not what Grian expected; instead of returning from the direction he’d came, the kid ran at him surprisingly fast and swung his blade at him. Grian didn’t bother to dodge, swiftly turning and blocking the blade with one netherite clad arm. the blow is unexpectedly powerful but ultimately pointless, glancing off the black metal easily.
Grian smiles at the kid, voicing a soft, “not quite,” as the piglin child looks up at him with shock. and now that Grian’s looking right at the kid, he can tell that somethings not quite right; his skin is a bit too pale, hands a bit too dexterous, ears a bit too low, and eyes a bit too black.
this isn’t a normal piglin child, Grian realizes as he stares at the soft pink hair falling in tangles from underneath the helm, this is a player.
he hears a cry, a ghast, and doesn’t even try to look up before wrapping his grey webbed wings tightly around the child. the fire charge burns him, scorching the webbing a mottled speckled black, but it would’ve killed the kid, and he regrets nothing.
sweeping the kid behind him, he raises his [Dragon Bown], knocks an arrow, and sends it straight into the ghast’s eye. it squeals, crying and quivering, and Grian takes the time to grab the child and run.
thus is the story of how Grian accidentally adopts child!Technoblade. Phil wont stop laughing at how he just snatched a fucking child, and Taurtis is too busy giving said child End City leved armor because “he’s obviously a little killer in the making, mr. blood god” Domrao has to be called out of Watcher Retirement because Grian can only work part-time now that he’s raising a child, but eventually Grian gets to laugh at Philza when he gets a short note that only says: “cant work; busy with new kids -PM”
Taurtis, Grian, and Philza each have different kinds of wings!
Taurtis has white bee-like wings, good for hovering and maneuvering in the small halls and corridors of the End Cities. Can’t go very far all at once, but very fast!
Grian has speckled grey dragon wings, long hooked talons on all five digits so that he can easily cling to the walls of the nether. A perfect balance of agility and distance.
Philza has big black vulture wings, perfect for soaring long distances while using minimal energy. He has a hard time in tight spaces.
IMAGINE IF THE DREAMS GO ON HE SEES THE OTHERS WATCHERS AND STUFF AND LIKE AT FIRST THEY DON'T REACT TO HIM AND MAYBE HE SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT ONE OF THEM AND THEY TURN TOWARDS HIM AND GLARE CAUSING HIM TO WAKE UP OUT OF F E A R-
F U C K K K K K K K K AAAAAAAAAAAAA OH MY GOD,,, THIS. HOLY SHIT