Alien!lock would eat raw coffee beans and just kind of buzz around the flat for about 15 minutes because his metabolism is so fast the caffeine doesn't stay in his system for that long. John wouldn't say anything but he watches him mildly disgusted as Alien!lock shovels handfuls of coffee beans into his mouth pretty much as soon as he wakes up
;LAKSDJF;LAKSD oh my god and pretty soon he would move on to eating whole teabags in the morning and john would just sigh and smile a little
















