#we all laughed

[dimitrippy]

why is guy fieri being the anti christ and icp becoming presidents STILL better than whatever the fuck America has going on rn

[fishermanforests]

The shrine grows.. stay tuned for more Dirk shrineder updates

[realsafari]

actual thing that happened in my queer history class today

teacher: so, do you know what do people usually call effeminite men?

my cishet male classmate, with absolutely no hesitation whatsoever: TWINKS!

[jadynrosetta]

One of the coolest things I got this Christmas! Excited for the movie coming out next year. 💕

[sweetlittlevampire]

Some dudebro at work: *jokingly* But what purpose DO boobs have, except for feeding babies and for sex?

Me: Well they do keep my phone clean.

Me: *wipes phone screen on boob*

All the other women in the room: *nod in unison*

[raven-muse]

Mom: So my first date is in {town ten minutes away} at a Denny’s.

Me: Ma Denny’s isn’t a place you just go to for a date, it’s a place you end up at three in the morning either questioning your life choices, hungover, or having no idea how you ended up there.

My brother: Well she’s not wrong

[dollysfilter]

ASDKFLFKSKAJSK JUST AS THE LAST SCENE ENDED SOMEONE JUST WENT “what the fuck is real”