You know that trend where people give celebrities old pictures of themselves to sign? Can we get that with the batfam?
Barbara: *eyes glued to the Batcomputer*
Duke: Hey Babs, can you sign this?
Barbara: It's that TikTok trend, isn't it? Whatever.
Barbara: *signs her old yearbook photo*
Duke: Dick, I need you to sign this for me.
Duke: *hands him a pic of the Discowing*
Dick: Finally, someone who appreciates art.
Dick: *happily autographs it*
Steph: *writes her name on a DVD*
Steph: What's this for, anyway?
Video!Steph: Hi internet! My name is Stephanie Brown AKA Spoiler and this is my very first day as a superhero. I'm starting a new series where I'm gonna defeat my dad and maybe meet that cute new Robin.
Video!Steph: *immediately faceplants*
Duke: I don't have any old pics of you, so I scribbled a shadow on this page.
Cass: *also scribbles on the page*
Duke: I don't have any pics of you either but I found this.
Duke: *hands Tim a document*
Tim, reading it: "My Parents Sold Me To Bruce Wayne: A Wattpad Saga."
Tim: You know what, I regret nothing.
Duke: Bruce, can I get your autograph?
Duke: *hands him a young Robert Pattinson poster*
Duke: According to Warner Bros. it is.
Duke: Damian, can you sign this?
Duke: *hands him a test tube*
Duke: *hauls in a tombstone*
Jason, without looking up: *initials it*
[MI6 headquarters, London]
Security guards: *standing around*
Duke, into his comms: Now.
Riko, to the guards: Excuse me, is this Westminster Abbey?
Guard: No, miss, it is not.
Riko: Oh, duh! Dumb tourist moment. Can you help me find it?
Riko: *swipes the guard's badge while he's distracted and hands it to Dax*
Dax: *pushes a cleaning cart into the personnel archive*
Duke: *somersaults out of the cart, grabs a file, and unscrews the ceiling vent*
Dre: *throws a rope down and pulls him up onto the roof*
Dre, pointing to the river: There's our ride.
Izzy: *captaining a speedboat*
Alfred, reading the newspaper: There was a heist at MI6. Some masked youths broke into the archives and stole confidential information about their spies.
Duke: Interesting. Anyway, can you sign this?