#we been queue

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Wonho: Kihyun is the cutest human ever. 

Jooheon: He tried to strangle me yesterday.

Wonho: (*heart eyes*) I bet he looked even cuter doing that. 

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Kihyun: “I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.”

Wonho: “I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.”

Hyungwon: “I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.”

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Wonho, stroking Kihyun’s head: “You’re so tiny and adorable.”

Kihyun: “I could kill you in your sleep.”

Wonho, with love in his eyes: “I know!”

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Shownu: I’m teaching Kyun to play chess, and in return he’s teaching me to “trash talk.”

Kihyun: How-

Shownu: The hospital called. Your test results are in: you’re a Stage 5 Dumbass.

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Shownu: “A vodka for me, and uh…he’ll have a Capri Sun”

Changkyun: “.........”

Changkyun: “I’m 23 years old.”

Changkyun: “I can buy my own Capri Sun.”

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Hyungwon: “This candle smells like Fireball”

Minhyuk: “Us non-alcoholics like to call that cinnamon”

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Hyunwon: “Omg it’s a spider!”

Spider: “Omg it’s underappreciated talent.”

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Changkyun, on the phone: “Hey, Kihyun? My hands are stuck in Pringles tubes ... both hands, yes ...”

Changkyun: “Look, it’s not important how I dialed the number, just send help.”