⤑ martin sensmeier, 38, cis man, he/him 𓇢𓆸 here they come, one of blackwater’s finest— montague "monty" simmons. everyone thinks they're so altruistic and stalwart, but i know that they’re really intransigent and doleful. whatever the case, it seems like weird stuff happens wherever they go, ever since they got here five months ago, especially at their job as a worker ( odds & ends ) at coyote creek campground.
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profile.
full name — montague simmons.
nickname(s) — monty; tag; simmons. will respond to any name if said with enough conviction.
place of birth — anchorage, alaska.
date of birth & age — september 23rd, 1986. thirty8.
gender / pronouns — cis man, he / him.
orientation — bisexual.
occupation — odds & ends worker at coyote creek campground; general handyman; hunter ( of the regular kind ).
abilities — healing, sedation, dream - walking, heightened senses; a slight sense of danger.
residence — a relatively well - kept mobile home in cricket hill. small but cozy; easy to tell that he doesn't spend a lot of time home. bed is always made; the faint smell of bacon in the morning.
interests — wildlife preservation. fishing, ethical hunting. cooking meals that don't necessarily taste great but are sustainable for his body. yardwork. giving a helping hand whenever able. minimalism. black coffee. diet coke. pretending like he doesn't listen to lana del rey. cowboy hats. plaid shirts; plaid in general. standing out in the sun like a plant gaining photosynthesis. goes crazy for a sprinkler honestly; get this man to a water park. minding his own business when it comes to matters of the heart. mechanical bull riding ( he's really good at it ).
aversions — cooking for others. spending too much time indoors. the riverman, fuck that guy. giving advice; why are you looking at him? too much attention on himself. people who quote shakespeare at him; he doesn't get it. he wasn't a big english literature guy. real bull - riding; got concussed real bad once before. love, maybe; no he's not bitter. shut up. people who pry too much into his personal life and try to "help". people who offer their help to him to begin with; he can do it all on his own. being told he's too stubborn ( it's true ).
quirks — wears exclusively boots but once he wore sandals and it was a whole issue. keeps socks on his feet at all times now. practices lassoing when nobody is looking. presses flowers in an old journal of his and accompanies them with small poems. refuses to sing at karaoke but 5 shots later and he's blasting that shit. he's climbing on tables. listens exclusively to "sad old man" music; whatever that means.
most played — elderly woman behind the counter in a small town by pearl jam.
notable features — stubble that sometimes turns into facial hair that everyone yells at them to shave back down. overall strong features, including a sharp jawline and thick brows. he thought the goatee looked good. apparently not.
general disposition — built tall and built strong; confidence in the muscle gained from farm work. complimented with a smile just short of shy.
character study — ben hargreeves ( the umbrella academy ) & bob belcher ( bob's burgers ).
background.
tldr; never one to stay in one place for very long, monty goes where he feels he's needed. a habitual helping hand. not quick to fall in love, but falls hard once he does. if only things could've lasted. moved down to blackwater to accompany his friends, offer his skills. an angel can only do so much with what they do not know. was once a lover; now their soul's gone, taken by the riverman for reasons monty cannot fathom.