#we're getting engaged

[humanthingshere]

So we kissed tonight 😘 deejul

[hailthenightmareking]

Me: Ugh. UGH.

Amy: What?

Me: His feet. Look at those feet. I don't even hate them. I hate feet but look at them. I don't even care.

Amy: ...

Me: Andrew Lincoln. Not Norman Reedus. I haven't seen his feet. He says he has hobbit feet. I need to know if that's true. I need to see his fee to see if they bother me, because if they do, that's gonna put a damper on this relationship.

Amy: I love you. I need you in my life always, like possibly more than the boyfriends. You are beauty and you are grace and I love you.

Me: Am I Miss United States?

Amy: Yes.

Me: ...because I need to see his feet?

Amy: Because you are beautiful.

Me: I'm posting this.