if you mock picky eaters i will materialize in your house with a baseball bat to hit you in the face with it repeatedly and laugh at you for being too picky about which things can come into contact with your face at high speed if you complain

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if you mock picky eaters i will materialize in your house with a baseball bat to hit you in the face with it repeatedly and laugh at you for being too picky about which things can come into contact with your face at high speed if you complain
Ninja Girlfriend !
predictably, i absolutely love the dream sequence where everything’s glowy and you get to smash stuff with a baseball bat
We have a chainsaw but I can't use it because it is broken and won't start. But destroying the fence by like, kicking it repeatedly or something will still be a lot of fun
invention convention judges, looking at my knife shovel: what is it?
me: revolutionary
a mutual: hey ppl talk 2 me me: perfect!!! a chance 2 talk 2 my beloved mutuals anxiety: (holding a gun to my back) keep walking bitch
every1 is being mean to sweet pea and i am going to STAB THEm