How about ALL Odd numbers on that last NSFW ask post (what can I say I love making you work)
(You’re making me do the most, you devil lmao I love you)
1. Are looks important in a relationship?Yeah for sure
3. Are you a virgin?Not since I was 13
5. Are you in love?HELL YEAH
7. Can you commit to one person?YUP!
9. Describe your perfect mateHe’s like 5′3, he’s got a cute nose and hazel eyes, he’s furiously sewing a cosplay five feet away from me rn
11. Do you ever want to get married?I hope so, since it’s happening in like 300 days lol
13. Do you get jealous easily?Not in the least
14. Do you have a crush on anyone?Jean Ralphio Saperstein
15. Do you have any piercings?My septum and my left eyebrow
17. Do you like kissing in public?All day
23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?Well we’ve gone two years so yeah
25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?Lol
27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?Probably
29. Have you ever cheated on someone?Nah
31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?Like every day
33. Have you ever had sex with a man?So many
35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?So many
37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?A few
39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?Jean Ralphio Saperstein
41. Have you had sex so far this year?Too much
43. How long was your longest relationship?2 years so far
45. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013?A fucking lot man that was 4-5 years ago and I don’t remember last month very well
49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?He lets me be myself with him, he’s hilarious without trying, he makes me excited to come home every night and he’s one fine looking man
51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?Multiple!
53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?LMAO YEAH
55. Share a relationship story.?
57. Things you want to say to an ex‘I hope your life is hell you stupid motherfucker’?
59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)[See below]
61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?he pengy
63. What is your definition of “having sex”?If your entire leg isn’t inserted all the way up my bussy then what’s the point?
65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?I dress up as Grimace and try to get Ronald-kun to crave my McNuggies
67. What is your idea of the perfect date?Drinks, TV, dinner, sex.
69. What turns you off?Being to whiny??? Idk, that sounds mean
71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?FUCK
73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?I love sentimentality and having someone acknowledge our memories and relationship. Also just pick me up and take me shpping lol I’m materialistic as fuck
75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?Gio spent like 36 straight hours in the hospital with me while we were waiting with my mom before her transplant surgery and then after he had to leave to go to work and I was there for anothe 2 days and he came back and brought me clothes and stayed with me until mom was awake in the ICUAlso in that same story, Andrew called me twice and left me two super long voicemails tht made me cry my eyes out and gave me a lot of strength to take on the rest of that week.
77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?If you are in your twenties tying to date someone under 18 (or waiting until they’re 18) YOU’RE FUCKING DISGUSTING PLEASE DIE. But other than that, do what you want I guess, I used to be super into older men but I learned from my mistakes.
79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?I get jealous when I see trans people with accepting parents who call them their name/pronouns and pay for their hormones/surgery. Also when peoples’ parents pay for their housing and college and shit.
81. Who are five people you find attractive?Too many than that
83. Who was your first kiss with?This kid Kevin when I was 11. He lived down the street from me.
85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?Have before, was a long distance thing.