The World Cup 2018 Begins TODAY in Russia. The Nigeria Super Eagles have their first match against Croatia this Saturday afternoon. Guess what I'll be doing? Feel free to read below and know your place. 🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬 --- 🎥: @bbcafricanews Repost, @oadele (I wish I had written this but alas, I have some funny as heck friends. One of them (Ibukun Okunsanya) wrote this) . Dearly Beloved, we have gathered here today, to get through this thing called the World Cup (word to #Prince tho). There will be immense fun to be had but without further ado, the rules: . 1. If your country did not qualify for the World Cup, you cannot make eye contact with, or directly address by name (unless you are a barista offering a congratulatory beverage), citizens of World Cup participants for the next month!!! We are NOT MATES and you can’t sit with us! . 2. If you are a fan or citizen of an African Country in the World Cup (#Egypt, #Morocco, Nigeria, Senegal, Tunisia) , you best front load ALL your slander now cos their visas, expectations & per diem are for 2 weeks ONLY and not a DAY MORE - your unfettered slander privileges will also expire at that time. GET IT IN EARLY LOL . 3. If you have ever been hit on, snacked on, emailed by, defrauded or otherwise had a negative interaction with a Nigerian…we take God to beg you…THIS IS NOT THE TIME OR PLACE FOR KARMIC VENGEANCE!! . We don’t have much…just Olympic soccer bronze, great music, next level superior jollof (shots fired), Oil…ok..ok… #Worldcup2018 #SuperEagles #Nigeria #WeAreAllAfrican #WorldCup #Football #FootballNotSoccer #Africa #LetsGo #JollofRice #NaijaNoDeyCarryLast (at Moscow, Russia)