#weaving-lyrical-magic

[damienthepious]

BEST FRIEND TO HAVE IN FANDOM

MY REPUTATION HAS BEEN GR8LY EXAGGERATED THEN

[damienthepious]

WHAT COLOR DO YOU THINK I SHOULD DYE MY BEARD

BUBBLEGUM PINK OR LILAC

[damienthepious]

things you said with too many miles between us - Megamind and Roxanne

send me a ship and one of these and i’ll write a mini fic

Sitting in a cafe in Amsterdam, Roxanne gets a flurry of texts from her boss. She reads the increasingly frantic volley as it comes, her eyebrows climbing her face, and then with a sigh she pulls out her laptop. 

When she opens the Channel 8 website she doesn’t need to look hard to find the source of the drama, considering that particular shade of blue taking up space in the breaking news section. She clicks the video, plugging in headphones mid-evil speech.

“… have no rest until my demands are met!” She’s usually on the other side of the camera for these things; she takes a moment to acknowledge his stage presence, his exaggerated sense of style, before his next sentence chokes a laugh from her. “Demand number one:star reporter Roxanne Ritchi, my exclusive kidnappee, will be returned to Metrocity with all due speed! Demand two…” he shuffles the papers in front of him, and she can see some of the conviction drain from his face before he covers the microphone with his hand to mutter offscreen, “Minion where are the other demands? Well of course you were supposed to prepare other demands! I can’t only demand Miss Ritchi without any… oh, oh of course.” 

He coughs into his hand before resuming his previous volume, though it’s obvious he’s rushing now. “Demands two and three: Metro Man will vacate Metrocity or feel my wrath, and Metrocity shall be surrendered to my rule. Obviously.”

Roxanne, who is supposed to be on a cross-European trek to do pieces on local supers and has only been away from Metro City for about a week, has buried her face in her hand to keep herself from shaking with laughter. She knows without a doubt that her bosses are right now panicking in an effort to get her home before Megamind carries out his threats, no matter how vague and aggrandized they are.

She closes her laptop again (cutting Megamind off at “- can’t have her cavorting with other cities’ heroes, I know how villains think-”) and turns her phone safely off. If she’s going to have to cut her working vacation short, she’s going to get a few more hours of leisure out of it first. 

She lets her coffee steam beneath her nose for a moment, eyes closed and smiling, before she takes a sip.

[thatblueglow]

★ YAY

I like you // I love you // You’re one of my best friends // You’re like family // You are family // I dislike you // I hate you // I’d kill you if I got the chance // I’m scared of you // I would adopt you // I’d date you // I’d sleep with you // I’d marry you // I’d be platonic life partners with you // I’m worried about you // You confuse me // You’re annoying // I pity you // I respect you // I feel protective of you // I’d invite you with me to parties // I’d lend you my money // I’d borrow your money // You’re good-looking (you’ve got the best smile) // I’m suspicious of you // I’m hiding something from you // You’re fun // You’re boring // You’re nice // You’re mean // You’re smart // You’re stupid // I look up to you // I think you’re a better person than me // I think I’m a better person than you // I want to apologize to you // I wish I’d never met you // I never want to forget you // I want to get to know you better

[damienthepious]

I HAVE EYES THAT

CAN SEE

RIGHT THROUGH LEA-A-A-AD~

[damienthepious]

WAITING FOR THE BUS IN THE RAIN

*AGGRESSIVELY BOBS HEAD* *BEGINS RAPPING*

[damienthepious]

"ALIEN" IS A NON GENDERED WORD WHICH I GREATLY APPRECIATE BECAUSE I'M ONE OF THOSE. JUST CALL ME "MUSIC ALIEN"

Truuuuuuuuu, very tru

[hishap]

(( for the character ask, I'll have to go with Amethyst ))

1: sexuality headcanon : might or might not be aro/ace, but future episodes might prove me wrong2: otp : no-one3: brotp : with all the other Crystal Gems and also Vidalia4: notp : nah5: first headcanon that pops into my head : she once ate an entire car6: favorite line from this character : “which way to the baby war?”7: one way in which I relate to this character : *looks at own room* Well... 8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character : nothing comes to mind right now9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave? Problematic cinnamon roll