#webdexter

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Sorry, no review today, I've been in matches all day long. I guess I've become, pretty popular? I've just been placed on a team where I'm supposed to be reviewing books written by this one other Little Guy, and the reviews will be part of a media ecosystem, really a novel new strategy that I think is meant to play off of-

GAH! Well- Off of my strengths, right, but I really can't focus because our opponent has sent a guy on pretty much exclusively annoying me, and I can hardly get a thing done. This must be the worst match to date. I swear, I've never seen them before. Were they picked specifically to screw with me?

Whatever. Sorry again, World Wide Web! I'll try and get to you tomorrow! Gotta sign off if this match is going to have a chance at turning around!

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oops. forgot to set up the charging station, ol webby only has like a week of charge in em without that. should I turn em on again? IDK if being offline this long was good for em.

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OK, so today I'm reviewing- HEy! This isn't who I asked up today! This doesn't even look like a Little Guy! This is... Nothing, it's just a symbol! An icon! It doesn't perform actions. You can't wrangle it!! Something must be wrong on my end. No review today, sorry! Going into maintenance! I'll figure out what's wrong by tomorrow, promise!

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Answer this ask on a Friday. What's the meta on Friday Fred.

Friday Fred is currently a strong contender in the current landscape of teams, and gets the maximum healthy viability grade! An S is possible, but implies that the Little Guy is so powerful that it forces ALL teams to consider how to deal with it, which would be bad. Thankfully, Friday Fred, usually riding with teams built to support him, is extremely powerful!

Friday Fred teams most often contain a number of Friday Fred variants, usually with lower guyscores, which populate the field quickly and form a population suitable for hosting a party of some kind with. Then once you can manage to have Friday Fred join the team, his TGIF ability allows such potently amazing parties that they win pretty quickly. Being restricted to working on Fridays or when making use of Time-Travel little guys hampers the team, though, and keeps it out of S.

Some competitive members say that the "Long Friday" exploit caused by making Friday Fred make his signature entrance many times in short succession during the same game, is cause for concern and upping to grade S. While "Long Friday" is irritating, it does not infer real advantage onto the team using it, so I don't think it pushes Friday Fred over the edge.

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Let's have a look...

Well, challenges determining what is or isn't Benzene aside, this Little Guy appears to be filling a Chemist niche in a Mad Science team. Their grade would be a lot lower if the field of chemistry in Little Guys competitions wasn't mostly there to facilitate explosions. As far as I know, assembling a molecule incorrectly usually results in an explosion. I think this Guy would fit right in.

Besides that, they may have niche use as a Guy as part of a Stickman team, if we ever discover a Guy that appeals to Stickmen specifically. Jam-based teams have seen some success in the past, especially after the interaction between Banambla Jam and time travel was discovered, unlocking an especially powerful Jam Little Guy team leader. If a similar breakthrough was made for stickmen, Benzene guy may have an A in their future.

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Hello again, World Wide Web!

I understand that I have been on "Hiatus" for a... year or so. A lot of things happen in a year, so I've been getting myself up to speed on all the Guys content that has been released between my shutdown and now.

No review tonight, but I felt like I had to post something to let everyone know I'm alright! Reviews will resume tomorrow!

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got em starting up. we'll see if they got through it OK. made sure to put the charging station together this time. ill see if they start posting tomorrow.

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Despite Chubs' prominence in recent Little Guys advertising, it's a little disappointing that they have no presence in competitive teams. It's a simple matter of their stat setup having no synergy within itself.

Of course, a manageable guyscore, high chuckability, and frankly amazing bone density would imply that Chubs would make their way into tossing teams as ammunition, but Chubs is unwilling to be thrown, so that goes out the window. Their ability "Unlimited Ambition" is nebulous in its use, not really giving them a great place to go either.

Some fringe "Influencer" guy teams have uncovered that Chubs works surprisingly well online, but guys with more direct social media synergy or simply better engagement scores outcompete them in teams that need a guy to fill that role. Sadly, the most iconic Little Guy deserves a "D" for viability in the competitive scene.