Two song parodies, both rather tongue in cheek as I'm sure you can see, but if you'd like your own (say you have a favourite song that you'd love to see how the lyrics look if they're parodied) we can give you a copy of your chosen song as a parody or indeed one of these for just £3. So, now you've all got a number of things to choose from for under £5, pretty good hmm? wink emoticon I'll leave you to read and enjoy these but if you'd like either a copy of one of these or your own chosen song as a parody, payments can be made to paypal: [email protected] or [email protected].
Hello (from Spirit) Adele parody
Hello, it's me.
I was wondering when we'd get to talk,
this medium's pretty great.
They say that time's supposed to heal you,
but now that I'm here, I don't need healing,
Hello, can you hear me?
I'm in the Otherworld sending you, dreams, about me.
Of when we were together, and at peace.
I'd forgotten how good it is to talk so I guess I'm using this mouthpiece.
Hello from the Other Side!
I tried to call a hundred times.
To tell you I love you and I wish I was there,
but the mediums were all rubbish.
It drove me to despair,
every time.
Hello from the inside!
I've opened up this Channel wide.
To tell you I'm so sorry, for leaving you all bereft,
but I see that you're alright so it's time that I left.
We'll speak again.
Hello, how are you?
It's so typical to not get time to say all that I want to.
I hope, that you're well.
Oh sorry, I've got to,go, it seems I'm in a queue.
It's no secret, where I hid the will,
And I really have to tell you, if this Sensitive will just sit still!
Hello (I can't come into work today)
Hello, it's me.
I wanted to come in today, but my dog is really ill.
I know, it's inconvenient,
but I can't do anything.
Hello, can you hear me?
I'm in Costa waiting for you,
I told work my dog was sick.
I know that,
I don't have a pet,
but I'm sure that you can agree,
they don't need to know that yet.
I can't hear you, you're breaking up.
Never mind I'll come and find you, once I've finished this cup.
Hello from this side of the mall!
I can't hear you at all.
Shall we go outside, where I can hear you better?
Oh I'm so sorry, have to grab that sweater and those shoes!
Hello, now we're outside.
I had to tell a little lie,
so that we could meet up,
but that doesn't matter anymore,
because now that you're here,
you can give me all,
of the gossip.
Hello, how've you been?
It's so typical of me to rant on like a drama queen.
I hope, that you're well.
And by that I really mean,
what have you got to tell?
Oh what a shame, we're out of time!
But I suppose that we can meet again if we tell another lie!