*A mysterious figure steps into the light...
Good evening, folks...
I figured, that what with the high crime-rate and levels of mystery popping up all around like wooden targets at a fun fair, that I would be the detective you all need and deserve.
Detective Cheap is on the case!
er...ah, cases, that is. All of them. And any others that think they can face the light of day without the cold hard consequences! Haha!!











