#weird post

[randomfriendlyloser]

i don't know how kissing is supposed to be a romantic act, it actually even feels disgusting sometimes like even the thought of it gives me a sensory overload. you're literally all up in SOMEONE else's face, breathing onto each other (the other person might smell weird too) like you don't know if they've even brushed their teeth their mouth is gross and you can't even breath (as someone whose nose is always blocked) your face is clashing against each other it's like just licking on a literal wall

[aamtreeanalogy]

creepy men if you like fucking so much why dont you use swiss cheese. yk it has a lot of holes.

[ryanrosslover67]

i need to see them make out in front of me

[profic-haven]

It’s like 4:12 am and im just laying in bed thinking.

Like. I’m alive. I’m a living trans person. With a name and pronouns. It’s one of those weird moments where you’re suddenly so aware of who you are and that you’re here. Right now. Breathing and feeling. Im real.

Sorry for the weird post

[sadcabbages]

*points at self like you would point at a dog* Aw man you got it all excited about yaoi and yuri its gonna be so disappointed that we won't be giving it any look its wagging its tail and everything man now i feel like an asshole

[whereserpentswalk]

Heard they invented a new fucked up type of masturbation that involves two people being in the same room and using each other's bodies to get each other off. The kids are calling it "secks", there are serious health risks so watch out for anyone saying that they had it.

[mouthtapedguy]

Time isn’t real when you haven’t clocked in since the Obama era