#weird reference

[ririwithrice]

two pints of lager and ascrer screaps

[ask-claude-von-riegan]

What do you do with a drunken sailor?

Tell him the tale of Gilgamesh until he's begging for mercy.

[onegirllis]

17 missed calls

Is it like part of lesbian culture or something? 

“Orange is The New Black” - Season 3. 

[waitingfortheonetwosignal]

I wish someone would give me one of their two tickets to Iron Maiden, ask me to go with them on Friday, and tell me that they're just a teenage dirt bag like me

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[desert-rat]

blew out my lower back mounting airless bike tires and now I know how mike durant felt

[brethyra-art]

ok new weir reference I've found, who is it gonna be this time?

[le-spicy-memes]

Join me in hell Just shake my hand The ninth circle of hell is chill, man

[skip-the-bullshit]

I put all of my memories of you away like leftovers in the freezer of my favorite meal and I…

I took you out to thaw.