Hey! If the chord is too big for your hand --
JSUT BREAK THE CHORD!
No, really, that's it. Try it. You can almost always find a way to make it work. Sometimes it's MORE expressive.
You're not cheating! Stop hating your body or trying to overcome biology and physics! Think about this: what is correctness? Who decides? Why do I care? Which is more important, correctness or beauty?
Playing the piano is an ART, so it's full of tricks and fakery -- the pros are faking too, they just hide it better.
Contains…. Something like a pedophile and teen pregnancy and so on. This story is disturbing and probably disgusting!! Read at your own risk!!‼️⚠️‼️⚠️
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!! THIS STORY IS DISTURBING ‼️⚠️‼️⚠️‼️⚠️‼️⚠️‼️⚠️‼️⚠️‼️⚠️
Rowen Archie a famous knight in the imperial family. He was known to be the most skillful and handsome knight.
While you Y/n Archie was his 4 years old daughter.
It all happens when your father and mother fall in love and get married for 3 years. They tried for a child but couldn't, then one day your mother found out she was pregnant.
Both of them were so happy. But sadly, she passed away after giving birth to you. But unlike the others…your father loves you so much!! He even threatens his own butler for trying to drive you out of his house.
4 years have passed…
Your father was summoned by the king.
“You summon me your majesty?” He bowed to the king.
“Now now Rowen…we are childhood friends, just call me by my name.” the king chuckled.
“Of course…now why did you summon me? Please be quick I have an appointment with my little flower”
The king only laughed at his words.
“I'm here to propose a deal…”
Rowen tilted his head to the side.
“Deal?”
“Yes…marry my sister…Eliza”
“...why?”
“She needs support…and she doesn't really trust men easily after her husband…well.. cheated on her”
“Is that so…okay then…”
‘If I married the princess…y/n don't have to be alone at the mansion,’ Rowen thought to himself.
“I agree!”
Oh how he makes a great mistake.
And thus the wedding happened. Everyone was celebrating.
The princess has 3 children with her past husband…all boys.
“Here you go darling…” Rowen offers his hand to his new wife. She takes his hand as she steps down followed by her son's.
“This is…”
“This shall be your new place from now on”
“Woah! So cool!” the third born said.
“Is there any way I can practice swords with you father!!! The second born asks.
“Ah of course you can Richter!” Rowen smiles at them all…forgetting…a certain someone….
11 years past…and yet…Rowen still forgets about his responsibility. And not only that…Rowen and his new wife Eliza have a baby girl named Lilith.
“Father…” Carlos, the first born, called to him in the family gathering room.
All family members were there except…one
“May I ask…who's this?” He showed them all a picture of a little girl.
“Ah that's y/n— Y/N!!!” Rowen quickly stood up. “N-no…how could I forgot….m-my precious roses!!” He ran out of the gathering room running around the house. All of them look at him weirdly.
Rowen was searching for you like a mad man. “Y/n!! Y/n!!!” As he called out to you…not even one he heard you reply.
“Y/—”
“My lord?”
Rowen quickly turned around and saw one of his old maids.
“Where's y/n!!”
“You mean little lady?”
“Yes!! Where is she!!” He was looking around the maid for any sign of you.
“Didn't you ask for lord Zachary to adopt her?”
As he heard that name he froze. Zachary Huxley. His dead wife's older brother.
“I…I didn't say anything about making him adopt y/n…”
“Eh!! But he said you allowed him to take custody!”
“HAH!! WHAT BULLSH*T ARE YOU TALKING!! HE'S A PERVERT!!”
“WHAT!!...oh no…Lady y/n!!!”
His eyes widened at his mistake…oh how he wished he wasn't blind by his new wife's beauty…
With you somewhere else (what happened in the past)
“What do you mean papa doesn't want me anymore.” Her eyes started to water. “Well my bad,sadly he wishes for you to be gone since he already has a new…family.” Zachary smirks at his own lies.
“B-but papa loves me!”
“In the past, yes but now…he doesn't want you…he's going to be busy with his new wife” Zachary held out his hand for her to take. And she did…I repeat…she did.
11 years later
“Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you!” The maids and butlers gathered around the table.
“Happy birthday to lady y/n! Happy birthday to you!” All of the maids finished the song with clapping.
“....thank you! Everyone” as she looked up. All of them could see bruises on her face,body and so on.
“....” They were silent. “Are you done singing the song?” Zachary came out of nowhere and startled them.
“Yes my lord we are done” all of them retreat to their own headquarters.
As they all leave y/n just sitting there doing nothing.
“Now y/n.. it's your 15th birthday…do you want anything?” Zachary walks towards her and caresses her hair ‘weirdly’.
“Nothing daddy! I just want to eat some cake can I?”
“Of course, anything for my precious…daughter.” He leaned down and kissed the corner of her lips.
And then, he goes away, probably doing his work. As he was out of her sight. She harshly wiped the kiss that was left by him.
Everyone could see that she was trembling hard. Sobbing her heart out.
"It's okay…it's okay y/n…papa…papa save me right?” she mumbled. But deep down she knew it's useless. She waited for 11 years. After she got ‘adopted’ she learned her uncle's true nature.
He was a pedophile. No wonder his sister hates him. And that's not all. Just a few months ago, she learned that her uncle put up something called dark magic. It allows the user to spy on someone.
So technically all of her years staying with her uncle. She was spied on by him.
And she knew…he saw all of her…I mean all of her. She always throws up at the idea.
As she retreats to her bed. She couldn't help but feel an unpleasant feeling.
As she stepped inside her room she was hit by a wave of a very good smell of perfume.
She started to feel dizzy. Before she could collapse on the floor she was welcomed by a pair of hands.
“Don't worry now my dear…daddy will take care of you~”
“N-no…..”
The next day….
Y/n jolted awake from her ‘sleep’ and she couldn't believe her eyes. Her body hurt here and there. And a lot of ‘marks’ were left on her.
She knew She was doomed. And the only thing she could do is cry her heart out.
This happened for a month until…
“Ugh!! I can't take it anymore!” One of the maids said. “What do you mean?” reply another. “Let's help the lady! Please!” She begged the head maids.
“....we can't…” the head maid looked down sadly.
*No….we can” one of the butlers came in.
“I know what we can do,” he hummed. All of the maids look at him weirdly.
Y/n was getting ready to ‘sleep’. She has eyebags under her eyes. A knock interrupts her thought.
“Come on in…” she replied weakly.
“My lady?” A maids poke her head in.
“Yes…”
“I have something to tell you!”
“What?”
She looked around before she whispered in her ears.
“We will get you out of here my lady.”
Y/n eyes widened and she quickly looked at the maid.
“A-are you sure!”
“Yes I'm not the only one everyone in this house wanted to help you! Excluding the lord.”
Y/n started to cry at this.
“W-where will I go?”
“Oh right…. it's okay we have a back up plan!”
And thus the maids and butlers get ready to sneak her out. As the previous maid and y/n tip toeing in the front door. Someone caught their acts from behind.
“So this is where you're going?”
Both of their eyes widen. “U-uncle..”
“Uncle? Really baby? I thought you were better!”
He glared at her.
“Guards!! Seized the maid!! How dare she try to take away what's mine!!”
A guard came and held down the maids. While Zachary was laughing like a maniac he was suddenly pinned down to the ground.
“What the f*---”
“I wouldn't curse if I was you….”
Zachary's eyes widened.
“Y-you!!”
“Hello…brother in law” as the hood fell down it revealed Rowen.
Y/n saw who the stranger was and felt very angry and sad, mostly sad. She pushes the guards away and takes the maid's hand and quickly runs away.
But she couldn't run far since she immediately collapsed on the floor.
“My lady!”
“My roses!!” As she heard her past nickname, tears fell down before she saw black.
Rowen quickly kneels down and carries his daughter back.
As he arrives at his mansion. How wife and step sons, including his daughter, were waiting for him.
“Daddy you're back!” Shout the youngest Lilith.
“...I'm back….everyone”
TIMESKIP
Y/n slowly regained her consciousness. There she saw someone head near her hands sleeping she assumed.
As she struggles to move. The head wakes up.
“Darling rosy! Don't you are still weak”
“... You…”
“Yes it's me papa! I miss you so much!!”
“...I..I don't have a papa” she looked away.
“N-no you do! Okay it's my fault for not looking after you!”
“...”
A few days have passed…y/n still remains in her ‘shell’. Rowen didn't stop visiting her. Until he carries her out to eat with him. He hand fed her with a spoon.
He was smiling, including his wife and sons. Except his younger daughter Lilith. She was in rage then she slammed her hand down drawing everyone's attention.
“It's not fair!!”
“Darling sit down…” her mother, Eliza warned her.
“Daddy loves me more!! Why did you have her attention!! I'm your daughter, not her!!”
Rowen slammed his spoon down the table mimicking his daughter's action.
“Lilith she's your older sister…respect her she's my child”
“But not with mommy right!! Did you cheat!!”
“Shut up Lilith Archie!!!” Eliza stands up angrily.
“M-mommy…I'm just defending you!”
“Defending…you don't know anything!! And your father can love anyone he wants!! And for your information! That's Y/n Archie! The true heir to your father's properties!!”
Lilith's eyes widened. “Impossible…he never told me he had a daughter!!.
“It's my fault for making him neglect his daughter…” Eliza confesses.
Y/n who have heard everything stay quiet. She tries to stand up but her legs tremble. And gave out making her collapse on the cold floor.
Rowen quickly helped her and carried her away.
Lilith who saw all this interaction was very angry.
Her older brother, Carlos knew that Lilith would try to do something bad to her.
Time last Lilith tried to frame y/n but failed as she was always caught by her older brother.
As for y/n…bad news is..she…started to throw up. She has nausea almost everyday.
Eliza, who notices these details, quickly hires a private doctor that she trusts.
As the doctor checked y/n Rowen,Eliza and Carlos were there. Carlos was there to make sure Lilith won't do anything stupid.
“...my lord…I have bad news.” The doctor finished packing her things.
“Well…lady y/n she's…” the doctor looked guilty.
“She what?”
“She's pregnant…”
“I-impossible…” Rowen fell down to his knees.
He started to cry for all the things he couldn't have done for y/n.
As for y/n, she too in a shock phrase, her eyes started to get glossy.
Eliza who saw that quickly hugged her. Y/n was still in a shock state as she quickly hugged Eliza too. Sobbing her heart out.
Rowen stands up and hug y/n taking her away from Eliza. He hugged her so tightly while sobbing and apologizing.
“I'm sorry…I'm sorry papa sorry”
Carlos who saw all of this quietly walked out.
A few months past y/n stomach growth. Eliza has been keeping an eye out for her and so did others.
She was 6 months pregnant. She was taking a walk in the garden.
“My lady it's time for your dessert”
No reply
“My lady?”
No reply
As the maid walked closer to her. It turns out y/n was asleep.
The maid chuckled.
“Well..I believe we can continue this story another time then dear viewers~”
I'm the Weird Uncle. I'd say that I'm the Cool Aunt, but I've come to the conclusion that I am, in fact the Weird Uncle. Today I went to the Polar Express alone, because my Niefling didn't want to go. So I livebloged it, Face-timed with him, and brought him the goodies.
I was sitting at dinner afterward with my brother and his wife, and the two kiddos. Both kids love music, and the tiny one will jam to anything with a good beat. I'm entirely convinced that one will learn to speak properly specifically so Siri will understand.
So there we are and I bring up Trans-Siberian Orchestra. This led to my playing "Wizards In Winter" for the kids, and dancing along.
For those who don't know which song I mean, Yes, You Do.
And it plays along and when it gets to That Part, right at the 30 second mark, and right there, at the table I turn into one of those blow up noodle guys. Just full-on
Head thrown back, eyes closed l, arms waving wildly.
The kids are 5 and almost 2. They went ape shit.
And of course it goes "wild flailing for five full seconds" followed by an abrupt stop, look around all confused and jump right back into it, pause, etc.
In the end I decided to behave as though my hands are fully possessed and I'm kind of trying to get them back under control.
I mean, I know practically every note of the thing. I can throw down with the interpretive dance.
I created two monsters just in time for bed and bath.
They made me do it like 10 times. Then begged for one more.
The closer I get to forty, the more I relate to Lord Asriel; because I, too exude weird uncle energy, am generally puzzled by children, am drawn to dark, ambitious women who toy with the idea of killing me, and would forsake most of the material world for the opportunity to punch God in the face.
