#welcome back bub

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201208 Highlight_AUent Twitter update with Dongwoon

[renjunhuis]

i turned 19 today and the best thing that happened was cheol coming back :’)))

[sludgesoup-archive]

bc someone took astrodius i wanna hear what u think of when u hear my new name cosmodeum

planets and constellations, endless thoughts, sadness beyond belief. a large soul in a small body, unsure of what they’re doing. fidgeting hands, swallowing crystals, tears hotter than the sun

[chaelight]

LEE JOOHEON!

[salparefm]

welcome aboard the amore cruiser, KEI. please make sure to check-in at the front desk with-in the next 8 hours. enjoy your stay! ( PARK SOOYOUNG IS NOW TAKEN.)

⌇.✮。• * PARK SOOYOUNG. TWENTY-THREE.SHE/HER. ciao KEI SUH! we are so pleased to have you joining us for our first around the world voyage and in our newest ship no less! we just need you to verify some information for us just to make sure there weren’t any mix up with your survey answers, we hope you don’t mind. now it says here that you spend your days working as a WATERBOY? okay. it also says here from the survey that the one special item you’d bring with you on the ship would be AN OTAMATONE? that’s so sweet, we haven’t gotten many answers like that. now i also see here you said the song that would be your theme song is BLOODMONEY BY POPPY correct? good. we saved the best one for last here, you said one thing that not everyone knows about you is that you REDACTED? oh! don’t worry nobody else gets to see these answers but us here, so it’s safe with us. well it looks like we’ve verified everything that we need to, we can’t wait to see you at the port! (mud, she/her, est.)

[deceasedtony]

Little Johnny and his band of 9-year-old gang members dressed up like pirates this one Halloween. They rang the doorbell of this really nice man and after yelling “trick or treat,” the nice man said directly to Little Johnny, “So, where are your buccaneers?” Little Johnny in his usual tone said, “They’re on my buccan head, you fool.”

OMFG I HAD TO REREAD IT A FEW TIMES