As it turns out, Caitlin did not want to see his dick, and I did not go out.

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As it turns out, Caitlin did not want to see his dick, and I did not go out.
Note: I DID NOT CHEAT. He (or she, who knows) was just a sore loser, and can still suck my balls.
He's referring to Caitlin, BTDubs.
This guy was pretty insistent that I was depressed, which was not the case. In fact, he would pretty much insist that everything he said was correct, and I was just denying it for no reason.
Really, who doesn't?
The idiosyncrasy of your facial hair is only matched by the idiosyncrasy of what I can see from your actual hair.