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PM: So...How's the weather...?

[PM] Tepid but not awful.

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PM: The next time you come from the cottage, will you sneak Bruce in with you? I miss him.

[PM] I don’t know how I’d sneak a cat into a hospital, Carter.

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[Text] Pops says you miss me.

[text] Not you again.

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PM: If someone who isn't currently speaking to your husband left something for him in your faculty inbox, would you be willing to deliver it? Hypothetically, of course.

[PM] ... kindly, I’d have to decline. My box is my box. As in, it is mine. My name is on it.

Hypothetically, perhaps this person should... grow up a tad? Communication remains the key to any feasible, positive relationship.

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Text: Please tell your husband to stop texting me so often. I'm a Claimed man, it's borderline inappropriate. Text: Also tell him that I'm back from Boston, so he can stop worrying. Text: You, however, are allowed to keep worrying about me, since your worrying is subtle and mostly limited to facial expressions.

[text] You flatter yourself. I don’t worry about you. 

[text] Besides, he does enough for both of us. I worry about other things. 

[text] I’ll give you some examples.

[text] Are the plants in my office getting enough sun in this weather? What if I give someone false hope by giving them the benefit of the doubt and one mark higher on their paper? What if I run out of tea? What’d happen then?! You are very low on my list, you see. 

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PM: You wanna go get drunk after classes?

[PM] I’d like to be drunk right now.

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PM: Weird question time: Do you remember the first time we spent time together?

[PM] No.

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