#weneedjesus

[kimmytrash]

Reiner this. Eren that. If yall don't put something in my inbox where we call Jean Daddy, I'm gonna go apeshit.

[kimmytrash]

Ok, gaslighting Simp!Reiner is cool and all, but imagine pissing him off?

You're invited to the slumber party, Anon! We're making sourdough and sipping alcohol free mimosas. Reiner has me so by a chokehold, and I ain't leaving it.

No, but hear me out! Pissing Reiner off to the point that he's not taking your shit anymore and manhandling you every which way he wants. You wanted him to get mean, Princess? Well, now he's mean, and no matter how hard you cry, he's gonna put your cute little ass in its place. So keep pressing his buttons! 👀👀

[kimmytrash]

Yellow Sundress

A quick thot I wrote up because... I’m thirsty and bored at this nurse’s station.

Minors DNI I will block

He said he adored the flowing yellow sundress you seemed to wear every Sunday. He also said how adorable it would look pushed under your tits while he plowed into you. You would tease him with a quick flip of the edge and a giggle before heading on your way, yet you found yourself in quite the pickle this time.

Knees beside your ears while he was bullying his cock into your cunt, not caring about how loud you two were despite being only on the far edge of the fields beside a church. A string of saliva connected your lips from the sloppy kiss you two shared before he pulled away to watch your tits jiggle from the abuse. A twisting knot formed in your stomach getting tighter with each thrust, the position you were in making it hard to breathe, and yet you did not seem to care. Tighter and tighter the knot became and the signaling of the old church bell masked your cries and his loud groans as you both came together.

Your hips hurt as you managed to sneak back into the building and the restrooms for a poor attempt at cleaning up. Managing a smile and pleasantries as you exited the building, this time to head home, only letting your smile fall with a sudden realization as the wind hit your poor cunt under your sundress. You looked over to see him leaving as well with a wink to you, your panties stuffed in his back pocket like a handkerchief a sort of memento and you felt heat rose to your cheeks. You were sure to be wearing that yellow sundress next Sunday to church for sure.

[kimmytrash]

Yuuji: Wow they’re so pretty/handsome I wonder if they even like me back, I should get them some flowers.

Sukuna: Choke them like the whore they are...

Yuuji:

[kimmytrash]

If you don't do this stuff just delete but I think Ayato is secretly a sub

Ayato? ... You're right and you should say it... I mean I see a scenario where he let's you dom ONCE and that's all and it had to be special too none of that spicing up the bedroom shit.

[kimmytrash]

I have the visceral need to receive backshots from Connie. That is all.

[kimmytrash]

Ok but out of everyone in AoT, Jean and Eren have a daddy kink

Yes omg, and Porco's got one too, fight me!

[educateddivadc]

Can I write his name in for local, state and national elections for 2022 & 2024? I wonder how ballot counters would count it if they saw a large number of ballots with Jesus's name written in? #weneedJesus #ineedJesus https://www.instagram.com/p/CYu4WJxAAMCuJX6IHllVqYx6tb4qvnkC1B8Qnc0/?utm_medium=tumblr