Colleague: I like weird things
me: So I guess you already like me ahaha
Colleague: I like men.
me: I know.
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Colleague: I like weird things
me: So I guess you already like me ahaha
Colleague: I like men.
me: I know.
FIRST CLASS.
God bless immigrants and their superior english (can I get an amen). I can’t remember his name but there was this Pakistani boy in my class whose English was leaps and bounds ahead of everyone else’s. It was fairly uneventful aside from my swallowing my anxiety *soft cheers*. I’m going to be having PE now. This should be interesting.
me: *dressed up well to work*
Colleague: Do you have a date tonight?
me: No, but I'm trying to get one for Friday night
Colleague: So, is this a dress rehearsal?
Colleague: Let me disturb you with my... *starts cleaning up my desk* ORGANISATION
me: ok
too tired to work too worked up to shut down
Maligayang bati sayo Jess sana'y maging masaya ka ngayong araw na ito.
My Filipino colleague