#wex pyke

[maloops]

finally done with theon's POV characters from ACOK 💤

Arya's, Tyrion's and Catelyn's are over here

[gotheyjoy]

wex pyke :P

[jokey05]

Reading the books means finding out how many smallfolk characters screen writers have left out of their story for the sake of their gloryfied dynasties when the smallfolk is litterally the backbone of ASOIAF. Many characters suffer from this,manly Theon,Arya, Brienne,Jaime and Dany, that without the smallfolk and their connections can't be in characters. Yes I know they can't realistically include every single character from the books in live action, but the Dragonseed plot and Jeyne Poole are key plot lines, you can take out a few s*x scene and give me a 2 minute Sweet Pia cameo for exhample, or show me Nettles instead of fetishizing Alicent Hightower again and again. The lords are the privileged ones, but the smallfolk still have heart and lives too, I mean Martin wrote 3 novellas about it listen to the man please. At least Davos Seaworth was done well.

[nyxqueen97]

Podrick and Wex : Mute squires ,broken Lords, unconventional Knights and Ladies

[wodania]

iron dude dump

[jeyneofpoole]

in modern asoiaf wex is theon’s 12 year old algebra tutor (child genius and teenage dirtbag buddy comedy duo situation) who theon enlists to do the accounting for his business (selling vapes filled with water to kids in the park for 50 bucks each) until lysa finds out he sold robin an ‘e-cigarette’ and calls the police. wex lies to the cops for theon (who’s now temporarily blinded after lysa maced him) so theon is forever in this seventh grader’s debt but the only thing wex asks for is a date with asha because he knows it’ll piss theon off sooooo bad. asha thinks it’s the funniest thing in the world also she hates theon so she and qarl take wex out for ice cream while theon vents in his journal (robb said his therapist recommends it to blow off steam) until he gets bored and punches a hole through the wall next to a neat row of other punched holes covered by posters of half naked men covered by pictures of half naked women. their business is failing btw bran keeps stealing the pre-janked vapes from theon’s bag so he can give them to jojen (neither of them vape they just like to have them) and theon is convinced that the police are watching him and taking his vapes before he can sell them so that the government can force him to get a job because ramsay (lab partner in biology who always smells like pepperoni and b/o) told him about area 51 and now theon’s really scared of the fbi monitoring him and busting up his fake vape business and putting him away for life in one of those freaky facilities ramsay won’t shut up about where they torture you and probe you probably (he tries not to think about the probing because it makes his stomach feel weird). ok good night i loveyou

[msphagime]

I'm sorry, I'm unaware of when I stopped reading ACOK THEON IV and started reading Sherlock Holmes. What is this?

[raventreehall]

pod and wex parallels very important to me personally. nice little boys who aren't the typical squire (pod is meek and has a speech impediment, wex is a bastard and mute), assigned to serve men who are looked down upon by their families (and it's probably the reason these non-ideal squires were assigned to them) and who are then abandoned by these men, then later show bravery and loyalty to them by helping search after them and/or the people linked to them. i love them your honor