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Guyssss I finished that cass in a bunny costume thing lol
A snowstorm takes out the power in a section of Gotham including Wayne Manor
Dick: I can't believe all the generators are out of fuel and we don't have backup fuel lying around!
Tim: Hey! We were out of power for a week just a few days ago! Forgive us if we haven't gotten around to refuelling not even a week later!
Duke: Plus the stink eye the employees give us when hold up the line to refuel the containers. New Jersey really has to make pumping your own gas legal now.
Jason: Yeah it's not like the gas station employees stop the goons from stealing that shit anyways. They're not paid enough to risk fear gas.
Damian: Let's just light up the fireplaces. This manor has enough of them to keep the temp comfortable.
Bruce: ...I knew something slipped my mind.
Cass: You forgot to bring the firewood in now so they're all wet aren't they?
Bruce: I'm so sorry.
Dick: We're gonna have to triple layer our clothing to keep warm won't we?
Damian: Tt. That's what you plebs have to do. *rapidly texting*
Jon: *bursts in suddenly* What's the emergency Dami? Why'd you need me here so fast?
Damian: *plasters himself to Jon's front* Aaahhh. Nice and toasty. Let's go cuddle over there and you keep me warm 'til the power comes back Rouhi.
Jon: *laughs and kisses the top of Damian's head* Ok Hayaati.
Tim: Kon get over here right now!
Cass: I call Kara!
Jason: No I call Kara!
Cass: You have Prime, you can give me Kara!
Bruce: Children! The supers aren't your portable space heaters!
Dick: Big Blue's mine!
Bruce: Now wait a minute, he's my friend first!
Tim, placing his legs on Bruce's lap: About tomorrow's dinner.
Bruce, who just had his book kicked away but doesn't wanna complain 'cos his baby is being physical: Mn.
Dick, frozen by the door with his "I wanted to do that" pouty face: We're having dinner tomorrow?
Jason, "don't kill your brother", picking up the book: It's friday, Dickbert. We always-
Cass, sitting on the spot next to Bruce that Jason freed as he stood up:
Jason:
Cass, smiling:
Jason, slowly moving to her side:
Dick: Ok, so we are having dinner tomorrow. No need to be an ass about it-
Tim, throwing the straw from his drink at him: Shut up. Anyway, dad?
Bruce "I wanted to be a dad, nobody forced this on me" Wayne: Go on.
Tim: Can I bring my partner?
Bruce: Sure, sweetheart.
Dick: Wait, we can?
Jason, trying (and failing) to push Cass away: Barbs is already invited, though.
Dick:... Well, can you uninvite her so I can invite her to family dinner?
Cass, throwing her monster of a brother over her shoulder and to the other side of the couch: No.
Dick: Boo
Tim, trying to change positions without losing his spot, because he lives in a house of piranhas: Sweet, let me text Bernard.
Bruce, avoiding Tim's feet as the man shuffles around: Bernard?
Jason, barely standing: Is this how Tim comes out?
Tim, realizing and panicking: Wait I thought you all knew-
Bruce: Not Kon?
Tim:
Dick:
Jason:
Cass: Also thought you meant Kon.
Dick, trying to fit in the small space Tim left after stopping mid shuffle: So we're not shocked about his coming out?
Jason, pushing Dick's face away from Bruce: No, seriously. Shouldn't we talk about it?
Bruce, nodding and looking over his oldest to check on Tim: I agree. Why not Kon?
Tim: No. That's not what they meant
Cass: But why not Kon?
Tim, trying to ignore his brothers and scurrying to Bruce's side: It's so uncomfortable hearing YOU ask that.
Cass, waving it away, and kicking to the ground the mass of limbs that are Dick and Jason: Past history.
Tim: Past- noooooo! That's not how it works.
Bruce, just coming back from his inner thoughts: What's wrong with Kon? He's a sweet boy- Wait. That means- Can I adopt him, then?
Jason, quickly rising up: Someone better start dating the clone!
Tim: ADOPT- NO!
Dick, panic in his eyes: YOU CAN'T ADOPT HIM!
Bruce: Well, he needs a family! And so far two of you don't wanna date him!
Dick: He HAS a family!!
Jason: Fuck it. I'll take one for the team
Tim, who just came out to his family and is not the topic of conversation anymore: So. I will bring Ber, then.
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